Jimmy Rod's Best Shot: Bush/Bp pulls the plug on the southwest. They hate that Doppler. Big time!

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Friday, September 9, 2011

Bush/Bp pulls the plug on the southwest. They hate that Doppler. Big time!

Rupert, G-dub and Bp just unplugged the power feed to the southwest. They don't want you to watch on Weather Channel as they burn you to death. Add Texas summer heat to Bp oil and you have human bacon and eggs. Bush figures he can kill Texas dead and then buy it up for a dollar an acre. Burn it to the ground and take it away from its rightful owners, for free. What to do? Ice every sink in Texas. Turn your water pipes chilly. The weather change will be immediate if enough Texans melt ice into... Sign in to see full entry.

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