Jimmy Rod's Best Shot: Hey, Haiti! Maria may be coming for you. Ice your sinks! Now! Leewards!

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Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Hey, Haiti! Maria may be coming for you. Ice your sinks! Now! Leewards!

Ice could push a hurricane aside. No guarantees, but it could make it slip on by. If we're lucky that day. You can ice your sinks. Turn your underground pipes into a big refrigeration unit. Coastal temperatures will then come down. Look at the Eastern US coastline! It has gone 'polar' over the last few days. From Miami, Florida to Hawkeye, Maine the beach waters have gone cold. Hurricanes hate cold! Give them a 'face full of homemade snow.' The ice is free, isn't it? Screw hurricane Maria before... Sign in to see full entry.

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