Howdy, Texas. Costner the Bush/Bp oil out of the Gulf or "buy the farm."
What happens when oil hits heat? Things fry! That's what is happening in Texas. As long as Bp oil continues belch out of the Gulf of Mexico, Texas is going to get fried. Heat plus oil turns you into bacon and eggs. Costner-up and save your land. Once Bush has murdered the state of Texas with his retarded terrorism, he plans to buy it up for a dollar an acre. Since it appears that Texans are just sheep heading for the Bush/Bp slaughterhouse, I've got a couple of ideas that might make the idea of... Sign in to see full entry.