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Thursday, June 3, 2010

AP Associated Press..

`Banks' allow members to pay with time, not cash. By MICHAEL RUBINKAM, Associated Press Writer Michael Rubinkam, Associated Press Writer – Thu Jun 3, 5:48 am ET ALLENTOWN, Pa. – No money? No problem! Pay with time, instead. That's what Maria Villacreses did when the economy put a hitch in her... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 28, 2010

Jokester Joke for the day

too funny! omigod!! An old farmer and his wife are lying in bed. He leans over one night, touches her breast, and says, "If this thing could still give milk, we could get rid of the cow." She reaches over and grabs his member. "And if this thing could still get hard," she says, "we could get rid of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 27, 2010

Jokester again...

Two men are hiking in a forest and see a bear. The first man starts changing into a pair of running shoes. The other looks at him and says, "That's stupid. You can't outrun a bear." "True," says his friend. "But I only need to outrun you." You really have to love these things! LMAO!! Sign in to see full entry.

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Here is another from Jokester

A shy guy goes into a bar, sees a beautiful woman, and says, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She responds by yelling, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Completely embarrassed, he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over and says, "I'm sorry if I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

A Joke from Jokester...

This old lady is feeling kind of lonely, so she says, "You know what? I'm going to pick up some guys." She takes off all her clothes, puts a trench coat on, and walks into a bar. She sees three young guys drinking. She walks up to the first, opens her trench coat, and says, "Super sex!" He screams,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Forgetfulness already?

This morning I wanted to stay in bed. I didn't get much rest. I tossed and turned until 2 in the morning. I was restless and didn't know why. I even woke up my husband with all the getting in and out of bed. Anyway, I got up and made the coffee and left 10 minutes late for the appointment. I finally... Sign in to see full entry.

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