"Blogging is for idiots only!" for Monday, November 17, 2003

If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my fortieth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for... Sign in to see full entry.

>A husband and wife decided they needed to use "a code" > > >to indicate that they wanted to have sex without > > >letting their children in on it. They decided on the > > >word "typewriter." One day the husband told his five > > >year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy > > >needs to type... Sign in to see full entry.

>I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the >following reasons: >I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge >head first into >everything I do. I do not get weekends or public >holidays off. I work in >a damp environment. I don't get paid overtime. I work >in a dark workplace... Sign in to see full entry.