How Best to Scare Your House-Sitter...

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Tuesday, February 17, 2004

Professional House-Sitter for Rent...

Will House-Sit for food, for shelter, HECK! I'll do it just so I don't have to live at home with my parents for a few days... At least then I might get some sanity back! I think I might be retiring this blog soon, unless any of you can think of any reasons why I should not... I guess I will keep it... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 8, 2004

No More House-Sitting...

Now that it's over, I won't be able to continue this blog until I find a new place to watch over... I used to sorta house-sit for the people I used to baby-sit for, but I only took care of their menagerie-- didn't have to sleep there, etc. I would be happy to house-sit again... after all, having... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 2, 2004

A Scare that Attacks the Future

Well, my adventures in House-sitting have concluded, and I am left with a slightly bitter taste in my mouth. I enjoyed it- talking clocks, crazy kitty and all... but it really did make me want my own place. It was so nice to come home from work, let the little doggie outside, make myself something... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 30, 2004

Forget Scaring, Deprive Her of Sleep

The search for sleep was far from fruitful... The little dog "Botie" would not cease to lick, lick, lick and lick some more. I finally shoed him away from my face, but then I had to listen to him lick himself. Ugh. All I wanted was a few measly hours of sleep. And by the time that subsided and I... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 29, 2004

One Last Night - If the Talking Clocks Let Me Sleep!

Yeah they are pretty outrageous. Don't know whether I'd rather listen to the Wildlife clock with the lions and zebras and hippos, or the M&M clock with their loud babbling... Personally, I'd rather have a power-outage so I could sleep through the night in peace, and heck, maybe even sleep a few... Sign in to see full entry.

Should Have Seen It Coming...

Maybe I should have seen it coming when my colleague asked me at the absolute last minute to watch over the house while he and his wife went out of state on personal emergency. Maybe the mere three hours I had to decide - yes I would do it, or no I would not - should have been enough to tell me I... Sign in to see full entry.

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