Impossiballistic Eclecstacy

Saturday, December 15, 2007

An IFFY Disorder

If I were Alliteratively Dyslexic the world would knever now. oh wait... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

The Roachzenegger Chronicles: An Epic Drama of Entomological Proportions

The following is based on true events. “Kill it!” my roommate, Kevin said. Kev had said a lot of things over the past five minutes, none of which I had heard, as I was currently engaged in mortal combat with the largest cockroach in the known universe. It had been a half hour game of cat and mouse... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Judge Meant

I'm not a very judgemental Person, Lord knows the Angel in charge of scribing my sins is on workman's comp. for Carpal Tunnel and Yet... I could not help myself in taking A few conscious steps back and trying not to make eye contact when the pet store clerk refused to sell him any more gerbils Sign in to see full entry.

Beach

I made out with her on the beach, once It seemed like such a romantic idea the setting sun cast it's palette through the clouds just like in the movies Of course, on the silver screen you don't realize that the spray of the sea makes you feel sticky and gross and sand violates you in places where... Sign in to see full entry.

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