no pun intended...
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The > ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. > >2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, > "I'll serve you, but don't startanything." > >3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. > >4. A dyslexic... Sign in to see full entry.