Gimme Liberty, Gimme Shelter, or Gimme a Tan

...and we can rule the WORLD! We can all be King Shit on every Turd Mountain between here and Antartica! We can be rich and powerful beyond anything our parents gave us! Just think of it! We can join the Republican Party, manipulate their happy asses until they catch on, and then we can start... Sign in to see full entry.

"Great idea, gang....but where do I put the cigar??!!" Sign in to see full entry.

... is 2%. In other words, 98% of all congresspeople elected, return to office after election. Our old nemesis, the Soviet Politburo, had a reelection rate of 92%. The old USSR had more of a democracy than we now have. That's not funny, people. Sign in to see full entry.

I tell ya, these guys are like a virus and our viral load is about to go critical. For those of us too lazy or disinterested to click on the above snippette, or, like me, too busy to cross verify this information, it appears that we have a Republican Congressman, Mark Kirk from Illinois, who is... Sign in to see full entry.

And the world would be a better place if we all could believe this very simple premise. The grounds for the premise are simple enough; we have been created by a perfect being, so our apparent lack of perfection must be an illusion. Either that or a perfect being does not, in fact, exist. But if one... Sign in to see full entry.

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Everyone told us that it was about 9/11 and the hijackers and al Qaeda. But in the absence of any other confirmed information, what we have are gaping holes in the Bush Administration's story as to why jets were permitted to slam into the WTC Twin Towers and the Pentagon. We also have clear evidence... Sign in to see full entry.

According to a news source from outside of our country (US) right here, our very own USAF and intelligence services have been attacking our local citizens for some time now. Given what occured with Senator Paul Wellstone, an issue I address here, and with General Tommy Franks' declaration of war... Sign in to see full entry.

I am almost certain that there exists at least one Republican tree-hugger, or rock-hugger, in the State of Texas. I've yet to find him or her, but I hold out hope. What the corporate-owned media echo-chamber, and Roddy Stinson, apparently, have yet to report on, perhaps because it is worth... Sign in to see full entry.

Before I get too far into this essay, please allow me to state the obvious point, first. One major problem with the Bush Administration’s flagrant attempts at reinvigorating the fascist machinations of, “corporatism,” for a fourth time is that civilization has had three previous attempts at just... Sign in to see full entry.