Short stories to tell...

George Bush is Back... JACKSONVILLE, FL—Garbed in unwashed robes and wearing a long, gray, wispy beard, former president George W. Bush returned to the United States this morning after spending four years on a spiritual journey in the Himalayas. Sources said Bush, who hasn’t been seen in America... Sign in to see full entry.

( George W Bush ) "Our intelligence agencies believe that Osama Bin Laden is in possess of weapons of mass destruction. Two black knives, one fork and a telephone. That's why we activated the highest terroristic alert. We believe he is planning to attack civilians in their own houses, more exactly... Sign in to see full entry.

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved >>>all of >>> > >>> > >>>his >>> > >>> > >>> >money, >>> > >>> > >>> >and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just >>>before he >>> > >>> > >>>died, he >>> > >>> > >>> >said >>> > >>> > >>> >to his wife, "When I die, I want you to... Sign in to see full entry.

The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him. > Every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed > forthcoming. > Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of > driftwood to protect himself from... Sign in to see full entry.

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a > > >peaceful & loving couple".A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as > >to > >the secret of their long and happy marriage. > > "Well, it dates back to > >our... Sign in to see full entry.

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. > >He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with >a child's whispered, "Hello?" > >Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a >youngster the boss... Sign in to see full entry.

Bosses of a publishing firm are trying to work out why no one noticed that one of their employees had been sitting dead at his > >>desk for > >>FIVE DAYS before anyone asked if he was feeling okay. George > >>Turklebaum, > >>51, who had been employed as a proof-reader at a New York firm for > >>30 >... Sign in to see full entry.

A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white people who were fed up with African Americans, so they joined together and wished themselves away. They passed through a deep dark tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where there is an America without black people. > >At... Sign in to see full entry.

You always hear the usual stories of pennies on the sidewalk being > >>good luck, gifts from angels, etc. This is the first time I've ever > >>heard this twist on the story. Gives you something to think about. > >> > >>Several years ago, a friend of mine and her husband were invited to > >>spend the... Sign in to see full entry.

> > >Once upon a time there was a rich King who had four wives. > > >He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated > > >her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best. > > >He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her off to > >... Sign in to see full entry.