<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rdf:RDF xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"><channel rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/BlogRss.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories"><title>Short stories to tell... - Blogit</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/</link><description>Short stories to tell... by a Bahamian</description><sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency><sy:updateBase>2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase><items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/763052" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/694508" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/282172" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/182839" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/30632" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/30582" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/28690" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/24510" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/21825" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/17444" /></rdf:Seq></items></channel><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/763052"><title>George W. Bush Returns To America After Spending 4 Years In The Himalayas</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/763052</link><description>George Bush is Back... JACKSONVILLE, FL—Garbed in unwashed robes and wearing a long, gray, wispy beard, former president George W. Bush returned to the United States this morning after spending four years on a spiritual journey in the Himalayas. Sources said Bush, who hasn’t been seen in America...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/694508"><title>Terroristic alert</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/694508</link><description>( George W Bush ) "Our intelligence agencies believe that Osama Bin Laden is in possess of weapons of mass destruction. Two black knives, one fork and a telephone. That's why we activated the highest terroristic alert. We believe he is planning to attack civilians in their own houses, more...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/282172"><title>Only A Woman</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/282172</link><description>There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved &gt;&gt;&gt;all of &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;his &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;money, &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just &gt;&gt;&gt;before he &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;died, he &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;said &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;to his wife, "When I die, I want you to...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/182839"><title>Your Little Hut</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/182839</link><description>The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him. &gt; Every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed &gt; forthcoming. &gt; Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of &gt; driftwood to protect himself...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/30632"><title>Subject: "That's Once"</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/30632</link><description>A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a &gt; &gt; &gt;peaceful &amp; loving couple".A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as &gt; &gt;to &gt; &gt;the secret of their long and happy marriage. &gt; &gt; "Well, it dates back to &gt; &gt;our...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/30582"><title>&gt;Subject: Why Parents Have Gray Hair</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/30582</link><description>The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. &gt; &gt;He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with &gt;a child's whispered, "Hello?" &gt; &gt;Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a &gt;youngster the...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/28690"><title>WORKER DEAD AT DESK FOR 5 DAYS New York Times 1-22-03</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/28690</link><description>Bosses of a publishing firm are trying to work out why no one noticed that one of their employees had been sitting dead at his &gt; &gt;&gt;desk for &gt; &gt;&gt;FIVE DAYS before anyone asked if he was feeling okay. George &gt; &gt;&gt;Turklebaum, &gt; &gt;&gt;51, who had been employed as a proof-reader at a New York firm for &gt; &gt;&gt;30...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/24510"><title>Tired of African Americans?</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/24510</link><description>A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white people who were fed up with African Americans, so they joined together and wished themselves away. They passed through a deep dark tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where there is an America without black people. &gt; &gt;At...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/21825"><title>Pennies [inbox stories]</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/21825</link><description>You always hear the usual stories of pennies on the sidewalk being &gt; &gt;&gt;good luck, gifts from angels, etc. This is the first time I've ever &gt; &gt;&gt;heard this twist on the story. Gives you something to think about. &gt; &gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Several years ago, a friend of mine and her husband were invited to &gt; &gt;&gt;spend...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/17444"><title>Subject: 4 Wives </title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Bahamian_Short_Stories/17444</link><description>&gt; &gt; &gt;Once upon a time there was a rich King who had four wives. &gt; &gt; &gt;He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated &gt; &gt; &gt;her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best. &gt; &gt; &gt;He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her off to &gt; &gt;...</description></item></rdf:RDF>