Saturday, June 28, 2003
Blogging Salaciously
Sex sells, so I’m going to compose a spicy bit to get you hot! Tabooed is the subject matter openly, but everyone seems to enjoy it privately. When sex is discussed frankly in a crowd, the mood appears to get cold and embarrassing. People are not comfortable dealing with their sexual orientations...
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Friday, June 27, 2003
Ants storm my teacup!
They obviously enjoy the treat of a sugared teacup. I have been taking note of them for a while, and find the little creatures to be absolutely fascinating. As I write, there are hundreds of them inside a completed cup of tea. The un-dissolved sugar particles at the bottom are their prime targets,...
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Thursday, June 26, 2003
Oops…an erasable blog Chris!
You don’t believe for a moment that your recent blog contribution would stand. I have reported you to the blogging police, and was informed that your latest post will be deleted- because it is evidently a violation of the holy terms of agreement. You have blogged an attack violently on a fellow...
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Wednesday, June 25, 2003
“Where there is honey there are flies”
A high-ranking spot is the honey, and the desperate pot cake bloggers are the flies. What a rat race it is to see so many mediocre writers sweating to get to the top of the charts, or to be acknowledge in any way possible. Some are slipping through the cracks as readers are finding it virtually...
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Tuesday, June 24, 2003
How to be amongst the top bloggers
So you want to be a high-ranking blogger? It’s easier than you think! Observe the top bloggers, and you shall notice that they have one thing in common, they blog regularly. If you are dedicated to web logging at the pace of the top rankers, you will notice a dramatic change in your position on the...
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Monday, June 23, 2003
Marijuana Smoking Bloggers
They can’t stop blogging as the effects of the “grass” are maintaining an ultra flow of thoughts. They are usually in the top ranks, because of their continuous postings- and the wise ideas produced by a glorious high. They smoke dope, and light up cigarettes in between to keep their high in groovy...
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Sunday, June 22, 2003
Bring me a blogger!
I want a blogger who writes well, and who could electrify me with their blogging talents. I feel for a writer who can move me in the direction of glad stimulus with a unique twist- someone who possesses the ability of creating pleasurable descriptions in the form of words. Who would that person be,...
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Saturday, June 21, 2003
Broke and Busted Blogger!
A broke and busted blogger believes hopefully in a brighter beginning. When the money is rationing, and the action has been halted- there is nothing better to do than to blog. Broke? Yes. Busted? Yes. Blogging? Indeed. Until tomorrow comes with other opportunities, blogging shall continue to fill...
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Friday, June 20, 2003
Boorish Bloggers Blow Jobs!
We are being stirred by the grace and wit- from the inks of intelligently capable people. We have a variety of talented bloggers in the ranks, who serenades us regularly with their pieces of written gold. There are some amongst us however, who might be talented but have been plagued lately by...
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Thursday, June 19, 2003
Debugged Blogs
Every good blogger try hard to ensure that his or her blogs are free of bugs and errors. Lately, readers have been baffled by what they believe to be the well-written logs being at the bottom of the rankings- and the malfunctioning ones at the top. Sensationalism sells, but poor grammar is a turn...
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