5 THINGS........... for Thursday, March 4, 2004

"Tastes Like Chicken!" "Pardon me, you have a whisker stuck in your teeth." "This is much, much furrier than last time!" "You want an Ipecac Eggroll with that?" " Meow " Sign in to see full entry.

You've formed an alliance with your dog to get rid of your husband You sharpen your spear regularly so that your family can have only the freshest fish. You try out for Bachelorette even though you've been married 20 years and have 4 kids. You've developed a phobia of job interviews because of... Sign in to see full entry.