MY GARDEN GNOME
(the fun of this piece is in pronouncing the silent g's and k's)) My garden g nome is g narled and tough! He's made of g neiss, ignores cold weather. Trespass on my property? He k nows! "Stop right there, you whippersnapper! k nock- k need k nuckleheaded ignoramus! I eat k nishes, feast on k... Sign in to see full entry.