Tuesday, September 13, 2005
LOOKING FOR THE GOOD IN ALL BAD
In a world full of cynicism, revenge, greed, hatred, and bitterness...at least there is the comfort in knowing that people who fuck with you might one day come up missing.
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Sunday, September 11, 2005
FOR THE IDIOT WHO HURTS...YOU CAN SMILE TOO!
Some of you may have a harder time with thinking than others. Words like idiot, moron, dumbass, dumbfuck, or even waterhead may have been cruelly thrown at you after you spoke. This may have left a scar on your esteem. Granted, for the real bad cases, they may not have had the capability to even...
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Saturday, September 10, 2005
LIFE AND LEMONS
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Such a nice saying for daily or annoying problems. But for some, problems are more complicated, twisted, deadly, or just plain fucked up. Basically, life gives you shit. So for those who are given a big, hot pile of steaming shit...smile and make diarreah.
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Thursday, September 8, 2005
WHEN YOU GIVE TO THE UGLY - THEY GIVE BACK TO YOU
You are only as fat and ugly…as the girlfriend you choose to hang out with is. When you befriend a hippopotamus you are doing 2 good things for yourself. One, you are doing a good deed. It isn’t easy for a leviathan to make friends, much less get one who doesn’t sleep in a bell tower. You are a...
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Wednesday, September 7, 2005
THERE IS SOMETHING GOOD ABOUT A LOVER WHO IS BAD - IN BED...
For those of you who suffer with a spouse or lover that is-let’s just say- less than pleasing in bed, but yet they always seem so proud of the job they have done…do not feel sad. In fact, feel relieved! The cluster fuck you just endured can only get better! There is no “downhill” when you’re laying...
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005
FINDING COMFORT WHEN OTHERS TORMENT YOU
When there is someone in your life that makes you miserable, or amuses themselves with the destruction of your self esteem…take comfort in this: One day they will die. Depending on your belief in “heaven or hell”, you could even rejoice in the knowledge that they might very well rot in hell because...
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ONE THING HOPE WILL ALWAYS BRING - HOPE FOR THE HOPELESS
Hope is something we put our hearts into sometimes just to have it fail us miserably. Really, it is just wishful thinking. But, there is one thing in life that you can always count on hope blessing you with. Shit. Yes, no matter how bad things are or how bad things have been...if you hope for shit...
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Monday, September 5, 2005
THERE IS HOPE FOR THE UGLY
Never feel bad, unloved, or unwanted when you are ugly. People do love the hard to look at. Because you always make them feel better about the way they look!
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Sunday, September 4, 2005
DISAPPOINTMENT GONE WHEN YOU SET YOUR STANDARDS LOW
IF YOU SET YOUR STANDARDS LOW ENOUGH, THEN YOU WILL NEVER BE TOO DISAPPOINTED! IN FACT, YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING YOU NORMALLY MAY NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DO...GO OVER THE STANDARDS YOU SET! ALWAYS REMEMBER, AT ROCK BOTTOM YOU CAN'T SINK ANY FURTHER. NO SOFTER PLACE TO FALL FROM!
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Saturday, September 3, 2005
HOW MUCH YOUR FRIENDS SUCK MAKES YOU WHO YOU ARE
You are only a loser if you surround yourself with winners. Being the best when you are only half ass requires a total block on those better than you, and an open door to those you know really suck. Then you can shine bright!
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I decided to bring back my little blog of happiness! I felt I needed to bring more joy to the world - being the little ray of sunshine that I am....