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posted by
Sherri_G
on April 19, 2024 at 12:30 PM
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Thank you for all the jokes!!!
I am laughing my a$$ off! You guys are AMAZING! Thank you. 🏆
posted by
Pat_B
on April 19, 2024 at 12:15 PM
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Two Ladies Talking In Heaven
1st woman: Hi, Wanda!
2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia! How’d you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy. Eventually, I died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early so that I could catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched. Then I scurried down into the basement. After that, I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere! Finally, I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer. We’d both still be alive.
posted by
Sherri_G
on April 19, 2024 at 11:04 AM
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Re: Good afternoon and I laughed and Laughed!!!!
posted by
Kabu
on April 19, 2024 at 11:03 AM
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On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucket full of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts."One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me," said one boy. Several of the nuts dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me. "He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend, he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along."Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!" The man said, "Beat it, kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord...?" Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord. At last, they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done...." They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him.
posted by
Sherri_G
on April 19, 2024 at 11:03 AM
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I am praying for you to find some Peace love. I am so sick of the news it is all bad or seems to be and do they keep telling us the orange blob is ahead in the Polls to get Democrats out to vote or will he ruin this country. If her turfs me out you are coming with me so you can find Peace!! 🙏
posted by
Kabu
on April 19, 2024 at 11:02 AM
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Good afternoon
You may not have been noted in your yearbook, but I'm fairly certain that your writing is remembered by your classmates. People don't easily forget talented writers and creative thinkers such as yourself. 
posted by
Sherri_G
on April 19, 2024 at 10:41 AM
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Good afternoon
Maybe this one will give you a giggle...It was three o'clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards her, screaming. "Please come quickly!" she yelled, "I just saw a naked man outside my window"! The receptionist immediately rushed up to the old lady's room. "Where is he," she asked? "He's over there," replied the little old lady, pointing to an apartment building opposite the hotel. The receptionist looked over and could see a man with no shirt on, moving around his apartment. "It's probably a man who's getting ready to go to bed," she said reassuringly. "And how do you know he's naked, you can only see him from the waist up"? "The dresser" screamed the old lady! "Try standing on the dresser!"
posted by
Sherri_G
on April 19, 2024 at 10:39 AM
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Good Morning
Pat, I'm not very good at jokes but I can wish you a good day. It's quiet here today. I think you should get a big bowl of ice cream and eat the whole thing. Oh and maybe find a funny movie and watch it. The world's gone crazy and I don't think we can do anything about it.
posted by
Goldiec
on April 19, 2024 at 7:57 AM
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