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Re: giggling. No he hasn't escaped from here...

but Dear Goldiec send them up here when they wake up and I will lick 'em into shapr for you and send them home. Then all you will have to do after that is to threten them with Kabu and they will settle down.

posted by Kabu on January 6, 2021 at 6:11 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Perhaps this surprise guest of yours was simply misunderstood,

Pat, Thank you so much!  I've decided I'm sending all of them to Kabu!  They are just too hard to handle!  

posted by Goldiec on January 5, 2021 at 12:34 PM | link to this | reply

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Annicite, that's a very good point!  Possibly you are right!  I didn't think of that!

posted by Goldiec on January 5, 2021 at 12:32 PM | link to this | reply

Is he an escapee from Kabu?

posted by Annicita on January 5, 2021 at 12:07 PM | link to this | reply

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Kabu, Thank you so much!  Everyone says you know how to deal with these renegade gnomes and I think for my own sanity and for my little fairies peace of mind I'm going to send the whole lot of them to you. They are a crazy bunch and they all drink too much.  As of right now they are all sleeping but come spring it's going to be a free-for-all! 

posted by Goldiec on January 5, 2021 at 11:55 AM | link to this | reply

Perhaps this surprise guest of yours was simply misunderstood,

and all he needs is a little TLC - and a strict limit on his alcohol consumption when spring arrives. If it turns out I am wrong, then I concur with CCT and the others - he will need to come under the tutelage of our dear Kabu. 

posted by Pat_B on January 5, 2021 at 11:35 AM | link to this | reply

Well dear if you have trouble when they wake up do send them up here to Canada to me. I think we can handle the situation fairy well. I've had trouble before with Gnomes, jailed in the USA for going on a drinking binge and riding their Bikes where not wanted like a fairy grove , fighting a new Gnome ...I find that a new Gnome asks to live here with us almost every year. BUT....DO NOT WAKE ANY OF THEM EARLY!!!!

posted by Kabu on January 5, 2021 at 11:15 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Those gnomes are very definite hooligans.

Sassy, I think you and C_C_T, are right.  I should just send the whole lot of them to Kabu.  She would know what to do with them.

posted by Goldiec on January 5, 2021 at 10:33 AM | link to this | reply

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C_C_T, maybe I should send them all to Kabu. 

posted by Goldiec on January 5, 2021 at 10:24 AM | link to this | reply

Those gnomes are very definite hooligans.

I would sit him down and give him the third degree on following your rules or else. If he breaks them, I would do what C_C_T suggested. Send him to Kabu. 

posted by Sherri_G on January 5, 2021 at 10:23 AM | link to this | reply

Well for a start plan for the future I would only allow the fairies to stay . Pack the Gnomes off to Kabu, she knows how to keep them in order. I think you will have to consult your husband about your present problem. Sorry I am a fairy solicitor and charge 3 mushrooms per word.  

posted by C_C_T on January 5, 2021 at 9:43 AM | link to this | reply