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Well, strat, you can count one woman who guffaws her arse off to the Three Stooges, not to mention Laurel and Hardy, The Little Rascals, etc., and so forth. If you're not squeamish, you
could try dispatching your roaches the way my Hoosier grandmother did: With a quick jab of her thumb, "Thwump!" My mother and I used to call it "obliterating bugs". At any rate, the fact that my grandma had an IQ of around 155 or so was hidden 'neath deep layers of Redneck. Don't let all that fool ya though. My dream future occupation was (and still secretly is) "prima ballerina".
Anyway, don't fire ants eat cockroaches?
posted by
myrrhage_
on March 22, 2010 at 8:32 AM
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Glad everyone got a charge out of this one!
posted by
strat
on March 22, 2010 at 8:21 AM
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LMAO, Strat !
posted by
hazel_st_cricket
on March 18, 2010 at 5:23 PM
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I GIGGLED ALL THE WAY TRHOUGH AS USUAL.........AND NO
I DON'T FIND THE THREE STOOGES FUNNY AND YES I DO BELIEVE THAT SEX IS THE ULTIMATE THOUGHT ON EVERY MALE MIND YES MALES ARE TOTALLY ENTHRALLED WITH FIRE , WITH ONE UPMANSHIP AND BEER. BUT YOU ARE ALL WE GIRLS HAVE SO WE ENDURE.
posted by
Kabu
on March 17, 2010 at 10:21 PM
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Don't set yourself on fire!
and BTW I like the Three Stooges...shhh don't tell anyone.
posted by
Whacky
on March 17, 2010 at 7:49 PM
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This is hilarious... at this distance.
What explains underpants on the head?
posted by
Ciel
on March 17, 2010 at 7:24 AM
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Sad isn't it, that men will do anything & everything for sex!
Strat,
I believe that testosterone is responsible for more deaths and injuries than cars and projectiles ever could, although cars and projectiles usually play their part in the mayhem. Throw fire and explosives into the mix, and it really is a wonder that there are any surviving males, after the teen years. Isn't it fascinating how boys become smart, something like only one second too late? Are the girls only one second faster to spot and analyze danger, that boys don't see, and are therefore smarter and an average of seven years longer-lived? Is the ability to fling a piano 700 yards downrange, worth seven years of one's already too short life? DAMN RIGHT it is, unless that is, you happen to be the one standing where the piano will land, and if you are him, you'll be losing a lot more than just seven years! Gettin to be eddacated, is expensive and has always been, in more ways than counting up how much money is spent, in our leisure-time intellectual pursuits.
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on March 17, 2010 at 5:33 AM
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