hahah You are right about that.... and yes I do have a sense of humor.. one which makes life much more fun!
Lucky you've got a sense of humor, because you're never, ever going to find a woman who fits your job description! LOL
going to refer your name as the best guy in the world....
So you can get rich quickly...
--really funny.
You are the best writer I have come across on Blogit so far. I have to qualify this to say that usually I am in the Poetry section and don't read a whole lot of prose.
Here is something I wrote.
His name was Frank Bernstein. He was a courageous and cheerful chap with an English mother and a father who had spent most of his life in Montana.
He left a family: Leah, his second wife, who was crippled in both legs after a freak accident that burned her feet off, and four children - all disadvantaged with learning disabilities and health problems. They were born within a mile of a nuclear reactor and are still the subject of a long, on-going court-case, suing the Government for reckless mismanagement of the power plant, which, it was discovered had melted down several times. This fact had always denied by a cabal of bribed reporters, a corrupt editor running for office, and the CIA, NSA, FBI and Fox television, all cooperating in the cover-up.
On the day of Frank’s demise, the sky had never been bluer or the sun rosier. It was a summer day that existed only in the dreams of coal miners and the realities of sixteen year-olds in love for the first time.
Frank had warily circled several times before choosing a spot from where he could observe his childhood hero. Then, summoning up his courage, he had landed lightly on the left hand of President Barack Obama, the most powerful man in the western world.
The Commander in Chief of the mighty U.S. Armed Services, looked unimpressed as he regarded Frank, tickling his hand. His brilliant mind shifted to fancy: Should the fly be Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran or Kim Jong-II of North Korea?
Lifting his right hand with cool, calculated concentration, President Obama thought: “Both.” Then like the flash of a nuke (which he happens to have 4,000 stockpiled warheads at his disposal) he annihilated Frank Bernstein.
Some commentators, speaking on condition of anonymity, have speculated that Frank was a miniaturized electronic bug Made in China and radio controlled by North Korean satellites. It was multi-purpose, so they say, being able to insert tiny drops of deadly poison into unsuspecting White House staffers not to mention the President himself, or to be used as a microphone/radio transmitter.
This rumor has not been able to be verified however, as an anonymous Secret Service agent wrapped the bug in a tissue shroud, set the paper on fire and threw it into a nearby river.
No trace of Frank Bernstein can be found. But he will live on, not only in the hearts of his poor family, but in the mind of the Nation, who realized by his innocent action that President Barack Obama (the lamb) has, as Jon Voight guessed, a fanatical side to him, and will certainly brook no nonsense from illegitimate dictatorships posturing against the United States anywhere in the world, nor from the GOP.
Frank Bernstein is also spiritually buzzing round inside the heads of the leaders of North Korea and Iran, as they wonder, in shock and awe, at the mild-mannered President giving a live demonstration of raw power on American TV. The violence is something that, finally, they are able to sympathetically relate to and understand about the ‘great Satan.’
Let Kim Jong-II take note before he fires an ICBM at Hawaii!
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... I think some people take life a little tooooooooo seriously! lol