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HOW TO MARRY A MILLIONAIRE!

Working hard, going to school, having discipline, and taking risks are not the only way to wealth. The not so spoken about other method is to simply marry a person with money. Some call this marrying up or marrying INTO!! Why waste time worrying about trying to figure out a way to work hard all your life to afford the good life when you can just as easily waste your time worrying about marrying INTO the good life a lot quicker! Remember, behind every rich man or woman is a potentially rich spouse (depending on the prenup). Think of it as student aid... Minus the student part!

Rule number one is to locate all these people with oodles of money. This means keeping your eyes and ears open for the following tell tale signs of potential wealth and open pocketbooks:

1) The latest lottery winners in you area. Instant millionaires are often the best catches and the easiest because they have not been gold digged out yet. See if you can spot a ring in the photo op.
2) Hang out at fancy car dealerships looking for recent purchasers of Austin Martins, Ferrari's, Bentley's, Lamborghini's, Porshes, or Mercedes'. (make sure the person bought the car brand new and paid top dollar) Follow them home and see if there is a spouse around...if not you have a golden opportunity to land a millionaire and drive that new car yourself someday!
3) Look for recent divorces and get the court records to see which person is getting all the money and how much!! The newly single person will likely want to celebrate, spend money and meet new people. Whats wrong with a rich divorcee? Can you say "NOTHING"!!!???
4) The obituaries contain a wealth (pardon the pun) of information regarding recently deceased millionaires and the names of their soon to be wealthy heirs. These are sort of like lottery winners but grieving instead of celebrating.. But the grieving is only temporary... and can turn into love in the first degree in no time flat! Excellent opportunity for a new love match!
5) Look at a listing of philanthropists to see who is giving money away. Anyone rich enough to donate it to charity is worth getting to know better in my view!! Marry them and stop them from giving it all away to worthy charities instead of to you.
6) Hang out at local Yacht clubs or swanky resorts and fitness spas and pretend to be hobnobbing with like minded millionaires. The key here is to not look too obvious. Aloof, a little serious, mysterious, wealthy, and sporty all in one... oh and SINGLE!

Remember you want a marriage, not just a meal ticket. Meal tickets are just chump change. The real BIG money is in the sacred vow (not cow) of matrimony. Ask any rich divorce lawyer and they will explain this in more detail for those questioning my logic.

Here are some quick pointers just to make things a little easier:
1) Find a cause to support, any endangered species is good or current environmental issues (especially related to trees, global warming, pollution, or large bodies of water) or anything where entire populations are being wiped out by disease and hunger are effective door openers or ice breakers to the filthy rich at social gatherings.
2) Try to enjoy sports ( or at least memorize the team names) because many millionaires actually own the teams and it might make for a great first date.
3) Always be looking into pursuing your graduate degree in something.. or an internship in something...or at the very least charitable work for suffering children. Trust me it works!
4) Hire a personal trainer...not to actually train you but rather so you can just say you have a "personal trainer" which all rich people seem to have.
5) Always carry a blackberry to make yourself appear more intelligent. PS.. if you know how to use it all the more impressive!! LOL
6) Try to get a degree in something... these nouveau riche millionaires like brainiacs much like yesteryears millionaires liked arm candy. I could go on forever but the rest of the information is only available in my new book "Marry $$ and Grow Richer" out in stores near you soon! And remember you don't have to re-invent the wheel to get rich, just beg, borrow and steal (a millionaire