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      If you would care to read the first of these two jokes, you will see that we think alike, in some ways.

Two short but potent jokes, just for your amusement! You're welcome.

My Daddy the Dancer

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little
Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men, and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night, for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No", the boy said, "He works for the Republican National Committee and is helping to keep universal medical healthcare coverage from passing, but I was too embarrassed to say that, in front of all the other kids!
    Hope you liked that one, but I know that you had better not be swallowing anything, when you read this next one. It could prove to be fatal!

I met an older woman at a club last night.
She was OK for 57, we drank a few beers, had a bit of a song & she asked me, "Have you ever had a"sportsman's double?" I asked what a "Sportsmsn's double, is" She snuggled up to me, and whispered, "It's a mother and daughter threesome! I said
no, I hadn't.
We drank a bit more, and then she says, " Well, tonight is your lucky night." I went
back to her place.
She put the hall light on, and shouted upstairs:

"Hey Mom! You still awake?"

posted by northsage_45 on October 24, 2009 at 3:55 PM | link to this | reply

Re: I don't suppose they agree with shoe throwing after what happened to Mr.
kabu, hahaha, lets wait and see...

posted by kingmi on August 6, 2009 at 10:56 PM | link to this | reply

I don't suppose they agree with shoe throwing after what happened to Mr.
THE LAST Pressy!!!!

posted by Kabu on August 6, 2009 at 11:07 AM | link to this | reply

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