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That's was funny. The suspense was just a killing.
posted by
shobana
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July 13, 2009
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Very funny! You are a pure joy to read! sam
posted by
sam444
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July 12, 2009
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Re: northsage
Awesome story! LMAO!
posted by
calia14
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July 10, 2009
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That's funny!
posted by
calia14
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July 10, 2009
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That's awesome, Guy! Definitely post-worthy, too!
I know a lot of times if you want to throw a ringer off his golf game, ask him if he inhales or exhales during his backswing. Buwahahahahaha!
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strat
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July 10, 2009
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Oh Strat, you are BAD! Bad in the best, funniest sense of the word.
Strat,
When I was in a bowling league team, there was this one insufferably arrogant bowler on a rival team, who could be depended on to make anybody grit their teeth and feel like loosening several of HIS, with his theatrical strutting, gestures, and self-satisfied facial expressions as he assumed that his audience was raptly concentrating only on him, as he prepared to add to his 200+ bowling average, yet again. I finally had the chance to knock him off the top of his towering ego one night, and I would be willing to bet that when I pulled this off, it was as satisfying as when you were listening to that young lady berate you, your parents, and speculate whether they ever married, etc. It was PRICELESS!
Both he and I, approached the ball return simultaneously, and I nodded to him and said, "You go ahead, I want to study your approach. I'm curious to see which foot you lead off with. I just can't seem to get my approach right, for some reason" By the look on his face, I could tell that he had never even thought of this before. NOW he could think of nothing ELSE! He got tangled up with his own feet, hit his own ankle bone with the ball, fell over the foul line, his ball jumped over the gutter into my lane, knocking over several of my pins! The look of hatred and mortification he shot me, as he limped away to the chorus of derisive laughter of everyone in the whole estab;ishment, was WONDERFUL! I was so proud of myself, that I just couldn't help smiling broadly and bowing to the crowd.
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
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July 10, 2009
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Glad you got a charge out of it, Naut!
I thought about that, but that might have raised suspicion..
posted by
strat
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July 9, 2009
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We must do as we must, Kabu!
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strat
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July 9, 2009
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Strat
Priceless! I'm just glad you didn't tell not to look at his fly...
posted by
Nautikos
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July 9, 2009
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Sadly for the world you Wiley and I bear the cross of the same sense of
humour. I think I may even have used this but in slightly different circumstances.
posted by
Kabu
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July 9, 2009
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