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Joe_Love
Thank your lucky stars that it wasn't Canada Goose Poop.

posted by johnmacnab on May 1, 2009 at 9:56 AM | link to this | reply

Does it have the mower on the bill too Joe Love? (just to add insult to injury). You made me laugh out loud today.

posted by mneme on April 28, 2009 at 4:50 PM | link to this | reply

I hate wet mail too and wet paper in general.

posted by FormerStudentIntern on April 27, 2009 at 8:19 PM | link to this | reply

Bird shit is nothing to mess with.

posted by metalrat on April 27, 2009 at 4:49 PM | link to this | reply

Gross!  Definitely gotta get the mailbox fixed!  It is pretty funny, though

posted by calia14 on April 27, 2009 at 12:57 AM | link to this | reply

Re:
busted

posted by Joe_Love on April 27, 2009 at 12:19 AM | link to this | reply

Joe Love
I want to join forces with Kabu for the complex while Monster is building.

posted by Justi on April 26, 2009 at 11:00 PM | link to this | reply

LOL
Actually, I get a lot of shitty mail as well - usually in the form of invoices...

posted by Nautikos on April 26, 2009 at 8:27 AM | link to this | reply

Oh my god, this was FRIGGIN' HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!  Completely and utterly wreck-my-pants hilarious!!!!!!! 

posted by NiteTide on April 25, 2009 at 10:02 PM | link to this | reply

While the Monster is repairing the mailbox why can't he build a bird
nesting box close by. That way everyone could be happy. You tell him Kabu said so.

posted by Kabu on April 25, 2009 at 9:21 PM | link to this | reply

Joe Love
I live in a rural area too Joe and I took the mailbox down and got me a box at the post office downtown. Now I don't have the farming yahoos busting them up anymore and I have no birdy doo on my mail. LOL

posted by WileyJohn on April 25, 2009 at 8:26 PM | link to this | reply

Smileycons! Curious to know how your going to handle this dilemma with Monster and the bird. I've never had a bird try to build a nest in my mailbox but one summer I had a bird in the yard that I swear waited for me to get the mail just so it could use my head to poop. I ended up putting a piece of plastic on to cover my head.

posted by BrightIrish on April 25, 2009 at 6:49 PM | link to this | reply

Joe
Your kitchen table!!  It's time for action....you surely have some way of forcing this issue....the Monster cannot possibly be completely independent....you surely have some tool to apply pressure to get the mailbox fixed and the mess cleaned up...not to mention learning that you do have your limits.  Whether it's through his stomach or otherwise, all husbands can be convinced to do the right thing!  For starters, I suggest making him deal with the poopy envelope....wet is one thing...shit is entirely unacceptable!

posted by Krisles on April 25, 2009 at 6:29 PM | link to this | reply

Wet mail isn't good. The bird's nest thing is bad.
A bird started to build a nest just above my back door. I noticed several long straws blowing around the porch as I went in and out the other day to plant a grape at the arbor. When I looked up and saw the nest under construction, I thought about knocking it off before there were eggs in it. Apparently the bird decided she didn't like the high traffic area, too many humans in and out, so next morning the nest was gone. Every straw and scrap. I never saw a bird move a nest like that, but she had already gathered the materials.

posted by Pat_B on April 25, 2009 at 4:33 PM | link to this | reply

Hahahahaaaa....I'm sorryI can't stop laughing and smiling. What a nightmare. Good luck birdhouse mailbox cleaning.

posted by yellowrose55 on April 25, 2009 at 2:53 PM | link to this | reply

I needed that!
Thank you for making me laugh.  It's been a rough week.

posted by janey_ on April 25, 2009 at 2:22 PM | link to this | reply

posted by Amanda__ on April 25, 2009 at 2:19 PM | link to this | reply

hahahahaha, terrible!!!

posted by Ariala on April 25, 2009 at 2:00 PM | link to this | reply

Joe
LMAO.......I am pretty sure that that is a Federal Offense

posted by TIMMYTALES on April 25, 2009 at 11:28 AM | link to this | reply

Anything that has an amount due spot, is pretty damn shitty, in my opinion.
lol  xxxoo

posted by hazel_st_cricket on April 25, 2009 at 10:45 AM | link to this | reply

pretty smart bird you have nesting in your mail box, never had bird poop on my mail before but some of it was quit shitty

posted by Lanetay on April 25, 2009 at 10:34 AM | link to this | reply

LMAO... not funny.. but.. sorry.. lmao...not funny.

posted by hazel_st_cricket on April 25, 2009 at 9:01 AM | link to this | reply

Mailbox blues.
This winter, our mailbox was blasted off it's perch twice by snowplows.  Fortunately it is made to come off rather than be smashed to smithereens.  Needless to say, we had wet mail those days, but luckily no bird poop, they were all vacationing in sunny southern climes.

posted by food4thought on April 25, 2009 at 8:41 AM | link to this | reply

Joe

Some how I think The Monster is just not going to race out and fix that mailbox…   How’s he enjoying the mower, though?  

posted by Troosha on April 25, 2009 at 8:26 AM | link to this | reply

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