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Was it a flying cow?

posted by adventurer02 on July 8, 2015 at 1:31 AM | link to this | reply

The flying cow

     If the cow survived, imagine the skeptical reception she got upon relating her tale to her bovine friends. "You flew like a bird? Ha! you big silly! Show us your wings. I'll believe you.............When PIGS fly!"

      I'll bet that she has really vivid dreams about the experience, too. In her dreams, she is probably "Cow Woman, the cud-chewing, super-powered Holstein heroine" in her black & white spotted costume and mask, armed with a milking pail tied to her tail, who travels in her invisible, flying stock trailer. Her utility belt carrys a "human prod, lasso of truth," and what looks suspiciously like a battery powered branding iron! Look out cowboys! Whatever you do, don't bend over in front of this cow!

      Guy

posted by northsage_45 on January 11, 2009 at 5:01 AM | link to this | reply

The flying cow

     If the cow survived, imagine the skeptical reception she got upon relating her tale to her bovine friends. "You flew like a bird? Ha! you big silly! Show us your wings. I'll believe you.............When PIGS fly!"

      I'll bet that she has really vivid dreams about the experience, too. In her dreams, she is probably "Cow Woman, the cud-chewing, super-powered Holstein heroine" in her black & white spotted costume and mask, armed with a milking pail tied to her tail, who travels in her invisible, flying stock trailer. Her utility belt carrys a "human prod, lasso of truth," and what looks suspiciously like a battery powered branding iron! Look out cowboys! Whatever you do, don't bend over in front of this cow!

      Guy

posted by northsage_45 on January 11, 2009 at 5:01 AM | link to this | reply

Ouch! That is an amazing fact! sam

posted by sam444 on December 2, 2008 at 5:28 PM | link to this | reply

Awww...poor moo cow!  Where do you come up with these Rob?...

posted by lovelyladymonk on December 2, 2008 at 3:36 PM | link to this | reply

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo...............
 Mad Cow 





posted by Kabu on December 2, 2008 at 3:22 PM | link to this | reply

Auntie Em..Auntie Em !!! LOL...wow !!

posted by hazel_st_cricket on December 2, 2008 at 2:06 PM | link to this | reply

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