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How do you explain to your mechanic
that your sofa needs a new suspension?

posted by Ciel on June 29, 2007 at 9:50 AM | link to this | reply

TAPS
if you get my model, the one with the built-in scotch-dispenser, you might be alright...

posted by Nautikos on June 16, 2007 at 6:32 PM | link to this | reply

Wiley
...or to the bed races on University Ave, the ones with the nurses at the Toronto General Hospital...

posted by Nautikos on June 16, 2007 at 6:30 PM | link to this | reply

Nautikos
I don't think I want one.  I got terribly nauseous when Son #3 made a sofa swing in his very tall tree.

posted by TAPS. on June 16, 2007 at 2:03 PM | link to this | reply

Nautikos
He should bring it to Saskatchewan for the summer bed races.

posted by WileyJohn on June 16, 2007 at 1:51 PM | link to this | reply

Nautikos
We can always "make Time" - alright, you can go ahead and sue me for that godawful joke - I deserve it!

posted by Enigmatic68 on June 15, 2007 at 3:56 PM | link to this | reply

Re: i want one
...and a motorized kitty litter, riri?

posted by Nautikos on June 15, 2007 at 3:43 PM | link to this | reply

Enigmatic
thanks! And I hope I'll be able to start talking about Time soon...

posted by Nautikos on June 15, 2007 at 3:40 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Well, I missed your oddbits, Naut... Welcome back.
Pat, I'll take the gentler Irish as well, minus the ice, though...

posted by Nautikos on June 15, 2007 at 3:39 PM | link to this | reply

i want one

posted by riri0322 on June 15, 2007 at 2:00 PM | link to this | reply

Nautikos
Now, you're talkin' - again, welcome back!

posted by Enigmatic68 on June 15, 2007 at 12:27 PM | link to this | reply

Well, I missed your oddbits, Naut... Welcome back.
As for automated furniture -- I enjoy rolling around in my desk chair, but the "motor" is me. Scotch, huh?  Nothin' like a little touch of single malt Irish whiskey over an ice cube to take the edge off a long hot day.

posted by Pat_B on June 15, 2007 at 11:43 AM | link to this | reply