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I would rather have a good conversationalist than a pillow, stuffed or snoring.
posted by
Jenasis
on August 1, 2007 at 6:43 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Muser
Well, ah do declahr! Naut, you sounded
exactly like Clark Gable playin' Rhett Butler...why, you
even remind me of him!
posted by
muser
on June 4, 2007 at 10:45 AM
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Nautikos
I would take a test run with it. LOL
posted by
TAPS.
on June 4, 2007 at 4:58 AM
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Re: Re: Muser
Muser, mah deah, you are a woman after my own heart! It's Coca-Cola for me every time, and may that vile Pepsi never touch my lips...
posted by
Nautikos
on June 3, 2007 at 4:20 PM
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Re: Muser
Well now you are a rascal, aren't you....I've suspected that for some time ...and here I've gone and gotten myself stuck between a rock and a hard place. Well now, being a true G.R.I.T. (girl raised in the south) I can't just come right out with the answer...just blurt it out like some...hussie-woman, so I'll just put it this way: you know that Atlanta, GA is the home of Coca-Cola, right? And you know that Coca-Cola is the "Real Thing", right? Well, the answer to your question then is, Why would any woman in her right mind want a Pepsi Cola?
posted by
muser
on June 3, 2007 at 3:08 PM
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Re: Coming soon, vibrating attachments!! Batteries not included!!
Absolutely saul, any day now!
posted by
Nautikos
on June 3, 2007 at 11:41 AM
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Muser
No? What is the answer, then?
posted by
Nautikos
on June 3, 2007 at 11:40 AM
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Coming soon, vibrating attachments!! Batteries not included!!
posted by
saul_relative
on June 2, 2007 at 9:07 PM
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Naut...
that is not the answer to what single women want!!
posted by
muser
on June 2, 2007 at 8:42 PM
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Re: Good Morning Naut
Thank you and Good Afternoon, Offy, my gorgeous Ohian...
posted by
Nautikos
on June 2, 2007 at 12:01 PM
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Re: Oh well then Naut. in that case order me one that does all that in
Kabu, that's the only real problem! Candy stripes are allowed only for hospital auxiliaries...
posted by
Nautikos
on June 2, 2007 at 11:58 AM
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Foliage
Of course not! The arm may want to share the blankie though...
posted by
Nautikos
on June 2, 2007 at 11:55 AM
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Good Morning Naut
Coming by to
my favorite male blogger!
posted by
Offy
on June 2, 2007 at 6:53 AM
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Oh well then Naut. in that case order me one that does all that in
red and white candy stripes I think.
posted by
Kabu
on June 2, 2007 at 6:50 AM
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Naut
Ha, ha, ha! What? I have to give up my blankie now?
posted by
FoliageGold
on June 2, 2007 at 6:46 AM
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Re: yes but Naut can it answer back with "promises promises"
Kabu, adding voice capacity is child's play for the Japanese...
posted by
Nautikos
on June 2, 2007 at 6:44 AM
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yes but Naut can it answer back with "promises promises"
if I threaten to slap?
posted by
Kabu
on June 2, 2007 at 6:03 AM
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Re: My cat wouldn't allow this
Ariala, I concede, that is an unsurmountable obstacle! I know from personal experience that a cat's rules are more inflexible than God's...
posted by
Nautikos
on June 2, 2007 at 5:57 AM
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Re: Giving this more thought Naut, the electronic hand does have posibilities
Kabu, slap it, dear, just slap it...
posted by
Nautikos
on June 2, 2007 at 5:54 AM
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My cat wouldn't allow this
posted by
Ariala
on June 2, 2007 at 5:45 AM
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Giving this more thought Naut, the electronic hand does have posibilities
but it would be a pest if it turned out the light when I was trying to blog on my lap top like right now.
posted by
Kabu
on June 2, 2007 at 5:14 AM
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Enigmatic
On purpose? No, these things come floating into my crazed mind from the far reaches of the timeless Universe...
posted by
Nautikos
on June 2, 2007 at 5:11 AM
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Offy, hon
You could always get a second arm for the animals...
posted by
Nautikos
on June 2, 2007 at 5:09 AM
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hazel
would you have been able to remain faithful to the arm for years?
posted by
Nautikos
on June 2, 2007 at 5:08 AM
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Re: I think it's a good idea. The arm wont snore,fart or hog the blankets.
proc, I'm sure they will soon have a 'wandering hand' at least...
posted by
Nautikos
on June 2, 2007 at 5:04 AM
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Re: Naut a cuddle arm that doesn't snore isn't heavy and hot but no. Wait.
Kabu, leave it to the Japanese to sooner or later attach an electronic 'wandering hand' to the arm...
posted by
Nautikos
on June 2, 2007 at 5:02 AM
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I think it's a good idea. The arm wont snore,fart or hog the blankets.
But can it make you laugh last thing at night. And what about someone to chat to when its hard to sleep? The impossibilities are endless....In South Africa ,women buy a "man" made of fabric to sit in the seat next to them especially women travelling alone. Apparently,it makes them less vulnerable to hijack or attack. Long live synthetic partners
posted by
proc
on June 2, 2007 at 2:21 AM
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Naut a cuddle arm that doesn't snore isn't heavy and hot but no. Wait.
Not for me. No wandering hand to slap.
posted by
Kabu
on June 1, 2007 at 11:12 PM
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Wiley
I knew there was a problem with this bilingual business...
posted by
Nautikos
on June 1, 2007 at 8:12 PM
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Pat
On the other hand (no pun intended, lol), why aren't men looking for a girlfriend's arm?
posted by
Nautikos
on June 1, 2007 at 8:10 PM
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afzal
as always!
posted by
Nautikos
on June 1, 2007 at 8:07 PM
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Corbin
yeah, I've heard of that...
posted by
Nautikos
on June 1, 2007 at 8:07 PM
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OTA
you're right! This would require a post, in fact a series probably, to deal with it adequately...
posted by
Nautikos
on June 1, 2007 at 8:06 PM
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Nautikos
It finally struck me that you search these articles out on purpose - and I'm the one who needs treatment?! LOL! By the way, did you get the word, so to speak, that my original e-mail address is back in business?
posted by
Enigmatic68
on June 1, 2007 at 3:43 PM
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I would consider it but I think my stuffed animals might not appreciate it..
posted by
Offy
on June 1, 2007 at 9:02 AM
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WOW ! I was alone for years, my choice.....I could've used one of those
pillows.........
posted by
hazel_st_cricket
on June 1, 2007 at 7:01 AM
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Nautikos
I hate to tell ya but I saw that being sold here a couple of years ago, the Japanese copied the idea. It won't sell in Canada though, 'cuz the arm's not bilingual
posted by
WileyJohn
on June 1, 2007 at 6:37 AM
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It must be true.
If we stand in line for everything, fight rush hour traffic, find mobs everywhere, we get desperate for quiet solitude. We have less patience with others. It translates down to the couples level -- we don't want to share a bed or a bathroom. I don't know what women want, and I are one. Sometimes when I'm alone too much I'd give "anything" to have a loving companion. Then I spend a couple hours with and eligible somebody and feel myself shifting away, sorting through my mental files for an excuse to be alone again. Guess what I need is one of those little green men with one arm and no dispute about the toilet seat.
posted by
Pat_B
on June 1, 2007 at 5:57 AM
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You got it right .
posted by
afzal50
on June 1, 2007 at 5:54 AM
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It's a pretty good idea for men........
Now a date won't be costing us an arm and a leg.........
Some men have been way ahead of these Japanese gals.......only theirs were inflatable....
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on June 1, 2007 at 4:56 AM
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NAut
ok.. there is so much wrong with this I can't get it in one comment.. for starters.. blue? pink? green? no.. no ...no.. I am not stooping.. I am not lowering my standards to arms in those shades even if I am asleep while they hold me.
posted by
Blue_feathers
on June 1, 2007 at 4:36 AM
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