Go to A New Church
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My Church . . . .
My church is the great outdoors, encompassing all the universe, known and unknown! However, I always try to find an uninhabited corner of that enormous church to repose.
posted by
archiew
on October 5, 2003 at 6:58 AM
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From Bunny
Well, you can't get everyone together all at once.
First of all, there's the time zone thing.
Secondly, if you built a church big enough for everyone on the whole planet, it would block out the sun and create another ice age, destroying life as we know it and ruining my tan.
Third, you don't like to be in a group of more than four people at once, so The Church Of All The Undivided People On the Planet would be missing the one person who suggested it.
So we definitely need many church buildings.
posted by
Bunny
on October 4, 2003 at 9:21 PM
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