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needed that
as i sit hear, mad at myself for numerous and probably stupid reasons, not only did you 1. fool me and 2. give me a good laugh.  I loved it!

posted by quarterlifecrisis on January 8, 2007 at 3:47 PM | link to this | reply

Lol, hilarious as always Joe Love!
Your writing is fabulous...mice are kinda cute, but they need to stay outside...:)

posted by Katray2 on January 7, 2007 at 10:49 PM | link to this | reply

I love it!

posted by WindTapper on January 7, 2007 at 9:25 PM | link to this | reply

There is nothing more gross than mouse turdsˇ

posted by babe_rocks on January 7, 2007 at 8:36 PM | link to this | reply

It's alright, joe
it happens sometimes. Take it easy.

posted by richinstore on January 7, 2007 at 4:26 PM | link to this | reply

Joe L,

It didn't come through on the blog.  Is it my computer?  Something sure stinks around here.

Get a nice cardboard box that can be put over your printer.  Be sure it has straight edges, put it over your printer, and set a brick on top of it.  A cat or two would help, but you have to be sure that they don't use the printer for the same purpose.

Good luck.  I have to go check my printer.   jj

posted by Jack_Flash on January 7, 2007 at 2:52 AM | link to this | reply

These are helpful to eliminate mice too.

posted by A-and-B on January 7, 2007 at 2:37 AM | link to this | reply

posted by Blue_feathers on January 6, 2007 at 6:45 PM | link to this | reply

ROFL!! LMAO!!
Oh Joe, you know my heart can't take all this laughter. But if I die now, it will be worth it.

How about replacing one or two of those dogs with a cat?? LMAO.

posted by Julia. on January 6, 2007 at 11:12 AM | link to this | reply

Nicely done, Zorro! Love that curlycue on the end of the Z...

posted by Pat_B on January 6, 2007 at 11:03 AM | link to this | reply

JoeLove
OMG!  LMAO!!!!  You smart ass, you!  But wait, where are you going to put the trap?  In the printer paper carriage or on the floor near your desk?  LMAO!  I just pictured you blogging away then cathing your toe on either a snap trap or sticky trap!  I love ya, Joe!

posted by Presley on January 6, 2007 at 5:01 AM | link to this | reply

Joe, start using a wireless mouse instead of a field mouse.

That should help.

posted by _dave_says_ack_ on January 6, 2007 at 2:03 AM | link to this | reply

Ahhhh! The mice are back!
BTW Something strange did land in Roswell.

posted by Whacky on January 5, 2007 at 6:53 PM | link to this | reply

make that " 'a' tail of.."

posted by fourcats on January 5, 2007 at 5:07 PM | link to this | reply

or maybe they're trying to do a rewrite - the tail of two shitties"!

posted by fourcats on January 5, 2007 at 4:44 PM | link to this | reply

or bring your stories to "the end".

posted by fourcats on January 5, 2007 at 4:43 PM | link to this | reply

maybe the mice are trying to "drop a line".

posted by fourcats on January 5, 2007 at 4:38 PM | link to this | reply

Wow, I better check mine!
Sorry about yours Joe~

posted by Offy on January 5, 2007 at 3:44 PM | link to this | reply

Got that now Holy_Grail, separate bedrooms?
Is there a snoring or spatial issue?

posted by CringeintheUSA on January 5, 2007 at 3:39 PM | link to this | reply

You have separate bedrooms?!?!

posted by Holy_Grail on January 5, 2007 at 3:36 PM | link to this | reply

Wait till one surfs out of the cereal box cresting a tide of
cornflakes?

In the shack I grew up in, scenes like that and far more embarrassing happened every day for about two years until the mice mob decided that it was beneath their dignity to live in such a hovel.

posted by CringeintheUSA on January 5, 2007 at 2:56 PM | link to this | reply

Sorry about this, but I gotta say it....
Shit happens rama-rama-ding-dong? (cough cough)

In this time of drudgery and pouty little boys smearing chocolate on my new pumpkin-colored pants, I would like to thank you for your gift of laughter!


posted by Helen_Bach on January 5, 2007 at 1:02 PM | link to this | reply

Joe Love
Sh*t writing has been produced at my place too.

posted by Azur on January 5, 2007 at 12:59 PM | link to this | reply

very sneaky post

posted by ladychardonnay on January 5, 2007 at 12:55 PM | link to this | reply

so, um, does that make you the "drama queen"?

posted by fourcats on January 5, 2007 at 10:51 AM | link to this | reply

That was funny.
Great stroy - thanks for sharing.

posted by _Symphony_ on January 5, 2007 at 8:17 AM | link to this | reply

Joe Love,
LOL! You had me completely fooled! As I was reading the first part, I was beginnning to formulate a comment, something to the effect that it's impossible for your writing to be sh*t because I don't like sh*t, but I like your writing, so it can't be shi*t! The logic is irrefutable! And then you throw me this curve...Very funny!  

posted by Nautikos on January 5, 2007 at 6:49 AM | link to this | reply

Funny!
And too much Sci Fi Channel will rot one's teeth.

posted by strat on January 5, 2007 at 6:15 AM | link to this | reply

LOL Joe
Poor Monster, you interupted his TV show and all!

posted by bel_1965 on January 5, 2007 at 5:46 AM | link to this | reply

Thanks
Made me laugh but sorry about the mess - that'll teach you not to drop things into your stories to try and create movement and flow!

posted by malcolm on January 5, 2007 at 4:00 AM | link to this | reply

Joe Love
Good start for the new year!

posted by Antipodean on January 5, 2007 at 3:13 AM | link to this | reply

Joe Love
I love stories with a twist in the "tail" - nice.

posted by mneme on January 5, 2007 at 1:34 AM | link to this | reply

Fun post. Thanks.

posted by SuccessWarrior on January 4, 2007 at 10:18 PM | link to this | reply