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Unless, of course, they had a beak, Tanga.

posted by Mademoiselle on November 9, 2006 at 7:09 AM | link to this | reply

A metal one, Whacky?

Or, like, a jaw from a cadaver?

posted by Mademoiselle on November 9, 2006 at 7:08 AM | link to this | reply

I'm not sure if it's even news at all, A + B.

I'm starting to suspect Manon made it up.

posted by Mademoiselle on November 9, 2006 at 7:07 AM | link to this | reply

I could imagine that
somebody with no jaw would be distracting speaking or not

posted by Tanga on November 8, 2006 at 11:59 PM | link to this | reply

Wouldn't they just re-construct his jaw?

posted by Whacky on November 8, 2006 at 8:23 PM | link to this | reply

Interesting news.

posted by A-and-B on November 8, 2006 at 1:28 PM | link to this | reply

Don't feel too bad just yet, Steeler Fan ...

Manon appears to have way overreacted to a bit of highly dubious gossip.

Wait a second! Did you just say Britney Spears is dead?!

Oh, my God!

I've got to go call Manon.

posted by Mademoiselle on November 8, 2006 at 12:52 PM | link to this | reply

That was sad news, thanks for the report, I hadn't heard it yet..
when I saw your headline, I thought it was going to be about Brittney(sp) Spears divorce...lol

posted by steeler_fan on November 8, 2006 at 11:19 AM | link to this | reply

okay. I need to go now.
 (from a while ago). Bye.

posted by bandanafish on November 8, 2006 at 11:00 AM | link to this | reply

I seriously doubt he'll be reading this, Burly.

posted by Mademoiselle on November 8, 2006 at 10:55 AM | link to this | reply

Oh, I get it now, Bandana.
I was being "distracted".

posted by Mademoiselle on November 8, 2006 at 10:54 AM | link to this | reply

Madamoiselle
I didn't question that.  I just think its better left unsaid.  Poor man is going through the agony of the end of his life.  Leave him alone!

posted by Burlypaws on November 8, 2006 at 10:52 AM | link to this | reply

You don't get it? I was referring to the mentioning of a "friend" in
you joke about the apartment.

posted by bandanafish on November 8, 2006 at 10:51 AM | link to this | reply

Bandana ...
what the hell are you talking about?

posted by Mademoiselle on November 8, 2006 at 10:48 AM | link to this | reply

oh. ha. Better than breaking the news that, that friend is actually your...
Imagine how unpleasant of a human being I would become.

posted by bandanafish on November 8, 2006 at 10:47 AM | link to this | reply

Which one, Burly?

Cause all the Ebert stuff is true.

posted by Mademoiselle on November 8, 2006 at 10:41 AM | link to this | reply

Ugh!
Bad joke!!

posted by Burlypaws on November 8, 2006 at 10:36 AM | link to this | reply

Sorry for the delay ...
Nah, it was just a joke.

posted by Mademoiselle on November 8, 2006 at 10:30 AM | link to this | reply

I still don't get how that could be possible.

posted by bandanafish on November 8, 2006 at 10:20 AM | link to this | reply

What? How is that possible? So, are they two different bowling alleys? (Own by different people.)

posted by bandanafish on November 8, 2006 at 10:19 AM | link to this | reply

I have a friend whose apartment is in a terrible location; above a bowling alley ... and below another bowling alley.

posted by Mademoiselle on November 8, 2006 at 10:14 AM | link to this | reply

right below the first jaw? (So, it's like a two story apartment.)

posted by bandanafish on November 8, 2006 at 10:12 AM | link to this | reply

Depends on where the second one was located, Bandana.

posted by Mademoiselle on November 8, 2006 at 10:11 AM | link to this | reply

Just think of it this way:
Would you like him more if he has two jaws?

posted by bandanafish on November 8, 2006 at 10:10 AM | link to this | reply