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I bet all his "ideas" border on the anal retentive, swebsterheard.

posted by saul_relative on July 7, 2006 at 5:07 PM | link to this | reply

Lol!

A lightbulb up his butt, huh? That's original.

posted by swebsterheard on July 7, 2006 at 6:56 AM | link to this | reply

Like: What kind of name is Blanche? Are you like the Blanche on

A Streetcar Named Desire or The Golden Girls? Or is a traditional family name? Direct questions like that? Keep in mind that I'm not trying to pry, just prying.

posted by saul_relative on July 4, 2006 at 10:17 AM | link to this | reply

I don't think she is from Georgia, Saul,

But who can say? I lost track of them several years ago, so I can't ask any questions, even if I was inclined to. I find it's better to find out secondhand through indirect means. People get defenisve if you ask too many direct questions, if you know what I mean.

posted by Blanche. on July 3, 2006 at 3:26 PM | link to this | reply

If she's a real peach, Blanche, she's from South Carolina. Or Georgia.

And it's better not to ask questions. Almost always...

posted by saul_relative on July 3, 2006 at 3:23 PM | link to this | reply

Saul, you're cracking me up,

I did have a good friend from North Carolina, who, shortly after he divorced his first wife, (or she divorced hiim,, I guess), he went back to NC, and came back with a new fiance'. I don't ask any questions. She seems very refined, a real peach.

posted by Blanche. on July 3, 2006 at 2:06 PM | link to this | reply

Already back, Blanche (the reunion was over the weekend).

No luck finding a woman. My uncle, who was without his wife this year, came in the night before and got the best one. Since he's a preacher, he went ahead and married her right there. And I don't take no leftovers, 'cause, like they say, if she ain't good enough for her own family (even my uncle), she ain't good enough for me.

posted by saul_relative on July 3, 2006 at 2:02 PM | link to this | reply

Saul, and I thought the Richard Gere story with the gerbil was bad enough

Somebody will always come up with a topper. Have fun down there with the kith and kin. You know what Jeff Foxworthy says, "If you're family tree is a genetic cul-de-sac, yew might be a redneck".

Just so you know: there are plenty of broken-down Ford pickups parked out in front the barn where I come from. Happy holidays!

posted by Blanche. on July 3, 2006 at 1:44 PM | link to this | reply

My pleasure, kidnykid.

posted by saul_relative on July 3, 2006 at 1:36 PM | link to this | reply

LOL! Thanks for making my day.

posted by kidnykid on July 3, 2006 at 11:44 AM | link to this | reply

Effect, my dear, on Mensa. That second story was a bit unorthodox.

I do wonder what "idea" the man was contemplating by implanting it -- it had to be some kind of half-assed idea (pun intended) to escape or at least spend some time in the infirmary (better than general population, I'm sure). Some people...