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You're welcome, MandaLee
posted by
songbirdshafer
on May 23, 2006 at 1:00 AM
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Songbird,
This brings back fond memories of many Wal-Mart dates with someone I was with for four years after being close friends with him for over twenty-two.
Thank you!
posted by
Amanda__
on May 22, 2006 at 9:44 AM
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Thanks, gitkali!
posted by
songbirdshafer
on May 22, 2006 at 6:47 AM
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Really enjoyed reading this one songbird!!!!
posted by
gitkali
on May 21, 2006 at 8:45 PM
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Yeah, I think that Wal-Mart greeter's
a great disguise for the robot beneath that "human" flesh, beaming electromagnetic waves into customers', AKA, victims' heads, reading minds as we helplessly enter!
posted by
songbirdshafer
on May 21, 2006 at 4:47 PM
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They red your mind as you walk through the door! I think.
posted by
Whacky
on May 21, 2006 at 4:43 PM
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My hat's off to you, factorfiction
if you can manage to stay out of those monster customer-swallowing stores. I think I'm stuck going there for convenience's sake. I just don't have the time to shop around.
Wal-Mart built their empire on suckers like me, I guess.
posted by
songbirdshafer
on May 21, 2006 at 3:12 PM
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Hahaha I have not even set foot in a Walmart for a couple of years.
I HATE Walmart. I also avoid the mega-ShopRite with 58 brands of each staple item. IT takes way too long to shop!
posted by
FactorFiction
on May 20, 2006 at 7:38 PM
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Yup,
Everything except the chamomile is caffeinated. The chamomile is for Mom. I need my buzz
.
posted by
songbirdshafer
on May 20, 2006 at 7:32 PM
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wow... that's a lot of caffeine for one post!
posted by
-blackcat
on May 20, 2006 at 7:19 PM
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