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Oh, shut up!
By the way, when I get back tonight, I'm going to post something so "super disgusting" it will make the "PG-13" one look like ... um, something rated "G" ...
or something.
P.S. Email headed in your (general) direction.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on February 24, 2006 at 1:43 PM
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You're pretty much the only person I bother to read right now. So at the end of the month I think you get about, 5 dollars? You could buy an ice cream with that.
Anyway. I'm NOT IN YOUR COUNTRY NUMBSKULL. I searched Google news with some keywords and couldn't find it, in fact...
posted by
Gubby
on February 24, 2006 at 1:17 PM
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Oh and, btw, "Gumby"...
how about you start trying to read these things the day they are posted?
I know you're just trying to sabotage my ranking. (To, like, "bring me down to your level".)
posted by
Mademoiselle
on February 24, 2006 at 11:01 AM
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What can I say?
I'm totally "connected".
It was a national story, numbskull! Perhaps, dare I say, even an "international incident".
posted by
Mademoiselle
on February 24, 2006 at 10:58 AM
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I want to know your SOURCES for the nipple one.
posted by
Gubby
on February 24, 2006 at 10:07 AM
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What the Hell is "Next of Kin"?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on February 23, 2006 at 12:24 PM
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I guess this isn't the time to mention
Next of Kin.
posted by
WindTapper
on February 23, 2006 at 11:54 AM
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Day-em!
posted by
WindTapper
on February 23, 2006 at 11:50 AM
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They did, songbirdshafer ...
and, it is.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on February 23, 2006 at 5:52 AM
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I read that!
I think there's some kind of harassment lawsuit filed by a couple female zoo employees who were asked to expose themselves to Koko. They refused and sued.
Oh, it's such a weird world!!
posted by
songbirdshafer
on February 23, 2006 at 12:54 AM
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At the Zoo here, Gulliver...
they are kept behind glass, to prevent them from hurling their feces at the visitors, as apes are wont to do.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on February 22, 2006 at 7:48 PM
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Glad to see I could cheer you up a bit, Silly.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on February 22, 2006 at 7:45 PM
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MPO: Bo Bo the Gorilla
My dad used to tell me the story of Bo Bo, the Gorilla at the St. Louis Zoo who would hang on the bars and wait for a large crowd of people to gather around before unleashing a stream of saved up pee over his unsuspecting admirers.
I've never wanted to go to the zoo since. Now you've convinced me to stay far away!!!
posted by
Captain_Gulliver
on February 22, 2006 at 7:09 PM
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he he he he he he he
heh eh hehehe hehe . I can't stop lauging. ~Silly
posted by
SillySoul88
on February 22, 2006 at 6:28 PM
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he he he he he he he
heh eh hehehe hehe . I can't stop lauging. ~Silly
posted by
SillySoul88
on February 22, 2006 at 6:25 PM
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It was certainly a hot topic of conversation around my house...
though, primarily cause I kept bringing it up all the time.
At any rate, when I return ... an even hotter topic.
Also, I'd like to apologize for all the typos I made (in comments) today. For some strange reason, I was "way off my game" grammatically. Ironically enough, I made a joke about grammar yesterday, so I guess I must have jinxed myself.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on February 22, 2006 at 2:14 PM
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Hot indeed.
This comment is for awarding your prize in International Faces. Thanks for playing.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on February 22, 2006 at 2:02 PM
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Thank you, Jaxaco...
Meanwhile, when my brother's girlfriend read my last comment, she laughed so hard milk came out of her nose ... at least, I
hope it was milk ... and not
brain fluid. (I don't think she can afford to lose any more of
that.)
posted by
Mademoiselle
on February 22, 2006 at 10:57 AM
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You are sick...
...I'll read everything you write! Loved it.
posted by
Jaxaco
on February 22, 2006 at 10:29 AM
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I know, I used to want one so bad!
Still do, actually. It would be awesome if it, like, ripped my brother's nuts off.
Okay, I can't believe I just wrote that.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on February 22, 2006 at 9:59 AM
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Most people underestimate chimps 'cos
they look so cute but they can be vicious as well.
posted by
fionajean
on February 22, 2006 at 9:39 AM
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I'm always amused, Nanaroo, by how media sources....
can credibly describe him as having "survived" the attack. I can't imagine he feels the same.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on February 22, 2006 at 9:34 AM
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M.P.O.
wow! I knew about the nose but didn't know that other body parts were involved!
posted by
Nanaroo
on February 22, 2006 at 8:36 AM
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Are you suggesting there's a connection?
Well, as my mother says, "Apes are people, too."
posted by
Mademoiselle
on February 22, 2006 at 5:36 AM
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Monkey Business is violent. All those stories about Bigfoot kidnapping females....
(A)
posted by
A-and-B
on February 22, 2006 at 5:32 AM
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Contained in the second news item...
is the greatest quote EVER ... in, like, the history of quotes!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on February 22, 2006 at 5:29 AM
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