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Mark-the short mex married the six-foot blonde; someone put him up to it.
posted by
scriber
on May 27, 2006 at 5:10 AM
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LOL....
posted by
Dark_Dreamer
on December 19, 2005 at 5:30 AM
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Dark Dreamer ~ I hope your visit to the Center was a pleasant one.
And on behalf of Santa, his elves, myself and everyone watching on the closed-circuit TV, please let me say "Humana-humana-humana!!"
And I apologize for the erratic behavior of the elves. Truth is, they're just midgets and just can't get the hang of pulling a sleigh, no matter how many times I use the Taser on them.
posted by
mark2556
on December 19, 2005 at 5:25 AM
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So they are sent ....
Ackkkkk!
posted by
Dark_Dreamer
on December 18, 2005 at 6:45 PM
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Bonehead ???...sighhhhh - been awhile since I blogged Mr!
Sending in a sec .....
posted by
Dark_Dreamer
on December 18, 2005 at 6:34 PM
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You can't you bonehead.
You have to either email them directly to me, or stop by for a photo-shoot. I recommend the latter; it only takes about 5 days and you get to keep the proofs, free of charge.
Why? Because at the Mark2556 Human Behavior Research Center, we care. And keep lots of copies.
posted by
mark2556
on December 18, 2005 at 6:32 PM
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Iggy typos - I am frustrated ...LOL
posted by
Dark_Dreamer
on December 18, 2005 at 6:25 PM
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ow do I send i freak'in pic through blogit email ....ackkk!
I am so not photo friendly ..... :(
posted by
Dark_Dreamer
on December 18, 2005 at 6:24 PM
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Where does the owner keep the innards after dissecting one of these teddies?
A.
posted by
A-and-B
on October 13, 2005 at 3:21 PM
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Mark--Chamber of Commerce pick of the year.
posted by
scriber
on October 9, 2005 at 12:08 PM
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Hollee ~ No need for that.
All items are pre-dunked.
posted by
mark2556
on October 5, 2005 at 8:37 AM
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Mark--shameless salesmen's pitch. I'll just dunk some of mine in the toilet
posted by
Hollee
on October 5, 2005 at 6:16 AM
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Hollee ~ Yes. I love me long time about that, too.
Say, have you considered how hot you'd look in one of our wet T-shirts and moist panty ensembles? Go ahead...buy them. You deserve the very best.
posted by
mark2556
on October 4, 2005 at 6:19 PM
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You are one twisted f**k. I love that about you.
posted by
Hollee
on October 4, 2005 at 4:10 PM
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Scriber ~ Every guest was evacuated.
It's part of the standard registration process.
It's a bit messy but quite refreshing.
posted by
mark2556
on October 2, 2005 at 6:47 AM
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Offbeats ~ Music is part of the therapy.
This woman is a regular guest for us:
She plays her hippy instrument for 10 minutes and then everyone beats the shit out of her. It's quite theraputic.
posted by
mark2556
on October 1, 2005 at 4:34 PM
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Mark
Dammit, that music scared the hell out of me again!! You need to show some respect for those of us who have to lie about our age!
posted by
Offy
on September 30, 2005 at 12:40 AM
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did u have to evacuate?
posted by
scriber
on September 27, 2005 at 7:02 AM
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Justsouno ~ We can run a complete battery of tests.
Just leave it to us.
And leave emergency contact info.
posted by
mark2556
on September 26, 2005 at 2:29 PM
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Mark
I am sure you are. I have not been tested to see if I require professional help yet! LOL
posted by
Justi
on September 24, 2005 at 9:41 AM
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Justsouno ~ You think I'm a sharp person?
Buy a shirt and check yourself in immediately. You need treatment. Don't worry about a thing; we're professionals.
posted by
mark2556
on September 24, 2005 at 9:38 AM
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Ann ~ This owner certainly does.
The mini-cams in the ladies dressing rooms are beamed directly over the compound closed-circuit TV system. I tell everyone it's HGTV.
posted by
mark2556
on September 24, 2005 at 5:15 AM
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ALL
I received my little Mark 2556 T-top today. I highly recommend this line of clothes. Even tho the Mark 2556 stretches cross what is already a big chest, one definitely can see the Mark 2556 compound has answers for all your worldy woes! The material is good though.. everyone should have one of these beauties put on their Christmas wish list!!
posted by
Offy
on September 23, 2005 at 6:20 PM
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Mark
Well, well I did not fall dead or anything. Some of your headlines say "Little old ladies like you should not go past the gate. Don't open that box." But I think you are a sharp person so I came in anyway and I may just come back. LOL BB
posted by
Justi
on September 23, 2005 at 5:58 PM
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There is a saying that when we don't shop for ourselves, we shop for others. X'mas is again approaching. Do shop owners see the customers' confidential info?
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on September 23, 2005 at 5:26 PM
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Ben ~ Yes....
Hard as a rock ~
posted by
mark2556
on September 22, 2005 at 6:54 PM
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is that a rasinette? I love them things. I won't eat you, I'll smush you.
like a little brown bug.
posted by
Kiddo75
on September 22, 2005 at 6:51 PM
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Kiddo ~ Because turds never looked so good.
Or tasted so yummy. Eat me.
posted by
mark2556
on September 22, 2005 at 6:47 PM
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Yeah, and we all know where that led last time.
posted by
Ariala
on September 22, 2005 at 6:42 PM
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The pictures here are rock good but no thanks to the physical rocks.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on September 22, 2005 at 6:41 PM
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she must have eaten some really rotten meat. Why didn't she wipe?
posted by
Kiddo75
on September 22, 2005 at 6:41 PM
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You want hot?
Now THAT's hot!
Know what's good about this? I make that ass look damned sweet.
posted by
mark2556
on September 22, 2005 at 6:35 PM
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I know hot when I see it...and well, I don't I see it.
posted by
Ariala
on September 22, 2005 at 6:32 PM
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Mark2556
Dammit, I was going to place an order until that music scared the hell out of me.. Good God. are you trying to knock off your customer base???
posted by
Offy
on September 22, 2005 at 6:30 PM
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You mean like the hot dyke on the left?
Elbow pads....knee pads....blood red fingernails....yeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss....
I must say, however, the bull on the right is really turning me off with her nylon Nascar pants and Mighty Morphin Power Ranger boots. Freaking homo.
posted by
mark2556
on September 22, 2005 at 6:26 PM
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Mark: the WWWFL team votes for Xtra-Tuff Fighting Lezbo Latex
posted by
scriber
on September 22, 2005 at 3:27 PM
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Cheap-Broads ~ The kneepads were rejected by our marketing people.
So I've decided to market my own
Mark2556 Human Behavior Research Center Personal Lubricant. Lard-based, all natural and taste-tested by a team of work-study students from a nearby high school. It'll be listed under "Specialty Items" as
Ejac-U-Gel.
posted by
mark2556
on September 21, 2005 at 2:22 PM
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SHOCKING
We don't call..We don't write. We ditched here..to spend time in our "hold me" guilt hell..MEANWHILE you evolved into an EMPIRE KING.
What the hell? We need some of your super juice. We the first .loveulongtime fans...don't u forget that!!! BTW...if we had credit cards we'd be so buying you up! we love you STILL! and STELLAR STUFF loverman. PS: Will you be selling some knee pads anytime soon?
posted by
cheap-women
on September 21, 2005 at 11:45 AM
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Mark, they both sound so sexy.
posted by
scriber
on September 19, 2005 at 3:19 PM
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Scriber ~ Absolutley!
All-cotton, edible or Xtra-Tuff Fighting Lezbo Latex??
Me so horny.
posted by
mark2556
on September 19, 2005 at 3:12 PM
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Mark--about time I got me some of that hot ladieswear you're hawking.
posted by
scriber
on September 19, 2005 at 3:06 PM
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Libertine ~ Of course it's for real.
It's not like I make stuff up here.
posted by
mark2556
on September 16, 2005 at 1:26 PM
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Holy shit, it's for real. And I get paid tomorrow. Danger.....
posted by
Holy_Grail
on September 14, 2005 at 5:07 PM
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Schree ~ Thank you.
Now buy a freaking shirt, would ya? My sales associates are getting bored and talking about returning to Columbia, and that goes against our
Equal Opportunity for Illegal Aliens program. Which means I'd have to, like, pay people.
posted by
mark2556
on September 12, 2005 at 5:53 PM
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Hey Mark!!
Good one!! Schree` 
posted by
Schree
on September 12, 2005 at 1:04 AM
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Vane ~ Yes, fully dissectible.
And there are no annoying screams to put up with, either.
posted by
mark2556
on September 10, 2005 at 6:27 AM
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dissectible teddy bears????
posted by
Vanidad
on September 8, 2005 at 7:04 PM
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midnite toker
now u've given me a title for yet another bloody poem Brain Drain i luv that lol xx
posted by
mcbreeze
on September 6, 2005 at 8:08 AM
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See???
I've fo'ggotten how to spell ! Oh, the brain drain! I could use a rest and some clean underwear....
posted by
Jaxson-Pete
on September 6, 2005 at 8:06 AM
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Hi Mark,
You have any vacantcies?
posted by
Jaxson-Pete
on September 6, 2005 at 8:03 AM
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Mark--hot ladies wear all.
posted by
scriber
on September 6, 2005 at 7:48 AM
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Ariel ~ Life in my own hands?
You're scaring me. I haven't even washed them.
posted by
mark2556
on September 5, 2005 at 11:39 AM
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Spffy ~ Great!
It's good to have a neighbor browse around. I'll help you try on stuff.
posted by
mark2556
on September 4, 2005 at 5:15 PM
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Holy crap, Mark. I didn't realize
you also have an online store which appears to be the same site that my store is located in. Hmm, I must check it out, though I admit, I'm scared.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 4, 2005 at 5:13 PM
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Hemlocker ~ Thanks.
I have an amazing capability to master everything that doesn't mean anything.
posted by
mark2556
on September 4, 2005 at 3:34 PM
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Mark
I'm truly impressed with your control of the Blogit and Internet technology--not to mention your whacky sense of humor. Hemlocker
posted by
Hemlocker
on September 4, 2005 at 2:45 PM
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mark!
You have vices?! Wow! What a coincidence. I just had one stolen from the bench in the carport, and I'm looking for a replacement. I'll run back over and look around.
jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on September 4, 2005 at 2:13 PM
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Mark
A really strong, virile, and macho man, with his life firmly in his strong gands, and his clear sighted eyes gazing into the future, would simply ... well, just give in and go with the flow.
Enjoy! s they say
posted by
ariel70
on September 4, 2005 at 2:11 PM
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Maybe I need to go into advertising after all. Anyone interested in some delightful mountain property? Guaranteed to be free from pesky law officials (they know they won't return) and excellent conditions for meth labs or whatever type of lab you desire.
Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on September 4, 2005 at 2:10 PM
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Ariel ~ I'm not sure.
They yammer at me all the time, but I never listen. They're idiots.
posted by
mark2556
on September 4, 2005 at 2:08 PM
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Mark
May one enquire as to what other vices you possess? On a plain postcard please.
posted by
ariel70
on September 4, 2005 at 2:06 PM
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Ariel ~ That explains...
...at least ONE of the curses I have.
posted by
mark2556
on September 4, 2005 at 2:02 PM
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Mark
Work is the curse of the lusting classes
posted by
ariel70
on September 4, 2005 at 2:00 PM
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Ben ~ Thanks.
I've added a T-shirt for dogs/pigs/badgers and some other crap. If this doesn't boost the economy, nothing will.
posted by
mark2556
on September 4, 2005 at 2:00 PM
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Shadow ~ Great!
A veritable cornucopia of labor and lust. Now I'm all flushed.
posted by
mark2556
on September 4, 2005 at 1:53 PM
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Congratulations on your opening. That was a very well stocked shop.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on September 4, 2005 at 1:42 PM
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Mark,
Cough. Cough. MMmmmmm....... jobs in Tennessee are normally based on midget abuse and exploitation. After the sheep and goats went on strike, we had to ahhh.. cough, cough, use foreign labor, but unfortunately, the uh, wet backs didn't want to perform any jobs that were meaningless so they all moved up north where midgets aren't allowed to work. We thus became flooded with the midget population. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on September 4, 2005 at 1:40 PM
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Shadow ~ They have jobs in Tennesee?
Wow. Are there ordinances against midget slave labor? That's kinda important.
posted by
mark2556
on September 4, 2005 at 1:29 PM
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JJ ~ Thanks tons for not buying anything.
One more purchase and I'll be able to buy that 2-ply toilet paper I've always dreamed about.
posted by
mark2556
on September 4, 2005 at 1:27 PM
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Mark,
When you have any prospective job opportunities in Tennessee (Unfortunately, moving to Kentucky or California at the present time is not feasible, can't afford the gas costs), I'll send in a resume. I'll swap out first week's pay for one of those delightful coffee mugs. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on September 4, 2005 at 1:21 PM
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mark,
Thanks for the side trip. I went there, but got scared and ducked out. Luckily for me, I anticapated a trap, so I left a trail of link sausages and breadcrumbs; I was able to get out before I was spotted. Don't pull that kind of crap. The Florida PD will bust you big time. (unless they're all off in Loozyann.)
jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on September 4, 2005 at 1:14 PM
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Mark
Panites? I thought that these were one of the Lost Tribes of Israel. Or are they some kind of petite cooking pot?
posted by
ariel70
on September 4, 2005 at 1:02 PM
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Would you ladies please buy some panites?
Seems one customer's lost a pair already....
They gotta be in there somewhere.
posted by
mark2556
on September 4, 2005 at 1:00 PM
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well, now that is what I call "ewww"... you are one sick puppy Ari...
posted by
Kiddo75
on September 4, 2005 at 12:56 PM
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Kiddo, hahahaha, you are getting me excited with your questions.
posted by
Ariala
on September 4, 2005 at 12:53 PM
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eww on the lard pitts he has sex with? Or ewww on eating carcass...
im lost.
posted by
Kiddo75
on September 4, 2005 at 12:52 PM
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One word for all of you: Ewwww!
posted by
Ariala
on September 4, 2005 at 12:49 PM
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Ariala... just because he could form a hole on any part of her body.
that's the only reason he liked her more. Don't take it personal.
posted by
Kiddo75
on September 4, 2005 at 12:47 PM
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Ari... are you sure he meant singing?
posted by
-blackcat
on September 4, 2005 at 12:47 PM
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I wasn't referring the singing.
posted by
mark2556
on September 4, 2005 at 12:46 PM
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ariala and blackcat
I thought my ears were burning. Talking about me behind my back, eh? Naughty!
posted by
ariel70
on September 4, 2005 at 12:46 PM
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Fat girls ALWAYS sing better, Mark...they got a gut to sing from...the
rest of us only have carcass.
posted by
Ariala
on September 4, 2005 at 12:43 PM
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I've already had one of those ~
And frankly, the fat girl was better. But I appreciate the effort you put into it.
posted by
mark2556
on September 4, 2005 at 12:35 PM
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Mark has to get one of these first...
posted by
Ariala
on September 4, 2005 at 12:32 PM
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don't click... if you do it sends you straight to the center...in the pit.
it's all a gimmick. But hey, check out the first shirt... that is the best shirt...
posted by
Kiddo75
on September 4, 2005 at 12:30 PM
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I actually like the Spagetti tank myself...
posted by
Ariala
on September 4, 2005 at 12:30 PM
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Blackcat, panties possibily...don't tell Ariel
posted by
Ariala
on September 4, 2005 at 12:29 PM
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OK...some lard got in the link.
Damn drippy shit.....
GIFT SHOP
posted by
mark2556
on September 4, 2005 at 12:27 PM
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Damn...stand by ....
posted by
mark2556
on September 4, 2005 at 12:22 PM
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Ari... were you going to buy something? LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on September 4, 2005 at 12:20 PM
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Your link doesn't work!
posted by
Ariala
on September 4, 2005 at 12:17 PM
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