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LOLOLOL!
The two of you are EXACTLY what i needed this morning! Yeah, yeah, my husband made me promise not to hit idiot (she may be from before you were here) woman. I don't know why everyone thught I might hit her. I have never hit another human being in my life..yet everytone including her thought I was going ot hit her. *innocent little angel face here*
posted by
Bel_
on August 12, 2005 at 8:29 AM
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military confusion on your meaning of FANNY!!! to us it is a
pussy, but to our friend from canada it is your butt, so i was meaning fanny fart = pussy fart ROFL ROFL.
posted by
mcbreeze
on August 12, 2005 at 8:10 AM
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military her answer was a simple (puff of air blown thru her tight lips)
all my family have a saying with me and that is
RED LIGHT MUZZLE ON (meaning i have 2 b have and not punch ne 1 or get in a fight or)
GREEN LIGHT MUZZLE OFF (meaning i`m a free agent to go on rampage lol)
Oh and she said her puff of air thru her lips wasn`t a fanny fart it was her gesture of a yeah rite!!! lol
posted by
mcbreeze
on August 12, 2005 at 8:08 AM
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Steph
LOLOLOL!!! She does a good job, you are beutiuflly behaved at all times!
posted by
Bel_
on August 12, 2005 at 8:05 AM
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no military your right manda keeps me tight on the lead at all times . lol
posted by
mcbreeze
on August 12, 2005 at 7:59 AM
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Steph
There are always exception to the rules. Would either of you ever take your dogs into anothers home and let it behave like that? I am quite sure you would not!
posted by
Bel_
on August 12, 2005 at 7:54 AM
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military
you are now in the dog house with mand as she was not at all amused, but even tho i too am an animal lover i cldn`t help but splurt my coffee out at the thought of stuck in crisp bag, and then vision of u splurting ur pepsi out across room, mand is sat next to me giving me evils the whole time i`m writing this, sorry but i thought it was great, but we do both luv little dogs as that`s wot ours r just not that little tho, and they don`t get their heads stuck in packets ROFL. SWL LOL XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
posted by
mcbreeze
on August 12, 2005 at 2:14 AM
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LOL Whacky
I don't know, I didn't get a chance to ask!!!!
posted by
Bel_
on August 11, 2005 at 11:19 PM
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you suppose it was the universe just correcting a boo boo?
a cheetos bag? LOL Bet the dog was all orange too.
posted by
Whacky
on August 11, 2005 at 11:18 PM
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Jimson
That is between you and her...I suppose you need to ask her about it. We all have bad days...believe me I have PLENTY..but taking them out on people that really DO care about you...well, it's not cool. Try to avoid that in future.
posted by
Bel_
on August 11, 2005 at 9:56 PM
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ok, I'll be more careful.
Do you think Medusa will recover?
posted by
SomeoneElse
on August 11, 2005 at 9:49 PM
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Jimson
A bit annoyed but not mad..don't worry I get over it quickly.
posted by
Bel_
on August 11, 2005 at 9:44 PM
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you still mad?
posted by
SomeoneElse
on August 11, 2005 at 9:40 PM
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Jimson
Glad you like it. I am fine. Thank you for asking.
posted by
Bel_
on August 11, 2005 at 9:39 PM
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That was funny MW!
I loved it. How are you?
posted by
SomeoneElse
on August 11, 2005 at 9:37 PM
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Strat
Nope just one comment. YOU SAID IT~~~
There seems to be a certain personality that goes with rat dog (hence Paris Hilton LOL) and for some reason they MUST bring the creature with them everywhere. I don't take my cats to others homes, I didn't take my dog either. I don't get the bring rat dog along.
posted by
Bel_
on August 11, 2005 at 9:33 PM
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I may already be all over your comments, because my computer
just did something weird, but:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's the funniest damn thing I've read tonight.
Love animals. Hate ratty, stupid critters, and the people that think they're cute. That's awesome!
posted by
strat
on August 11, 2005 at 9:27 PM
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Sunnykins
I really really tried not to laugh...but come on...my dog died in a cheetos bag...what else does one do?
posted by
Bel_
on August 11, 2005 at 9:26 PM
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LOL... Good reaction, what a dumb dog AND owner
Like they say, like owner, like pet.
posted by
Sunnykins
on August 11, 2005 at 9:23 PM
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Passion
What is it about ankle biter owners? They all think we should love little poochie rat. UGH, I LOVE dogs but can't stand rats.
posted by
Bel_
on August 11, 2005 at 8:41 PM
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MilWife...PS-I loved your reaction to her "Bad News"--
posted by
Passionflower
on August 11, 2005 at 8:36 PM
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Wow! There's the Good Laugh I've been needing all day.
Thanks very much! I also hate those little rats, and believe me...I SEE a helluva lot of them when I go into people's homes. Most people are courteous about keeping their animals off of the nice inspector lady but people who own these little "ankle biters" NEVER are...
For some reason, they think you don't mind if their dog climbs all over you, and bites your feet and ankles. I've gotten where I simply ask the applicant to put their dog away while I'm there.
posted by
Passionflower
on August 11, 2005 at 8:35 PM
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MW,
Yeah. That's what makes them unique. Seriously my Purr is a very well behaved kitty. My friends and her Vet all brag about how sweet and well mannered she is. She walks on a leash, fetches her ball for me, and never walks on the counters. Her only bad habit is begging at meal time and I just typically feed her same time when I eat or ignore her. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on August 11, 2005 at 8:19 PM
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Shadow
I forgot to mention cats also have ATTITUDE!!!
posted by
Bel_
on August 11, 2005 at 8:10 PM
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MW,
I would prefer to keep my fingers intact. LOL. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on August 11, 2005 at 8:05 PM
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LOL
Cats are just more stubborn. Tap their nose a few times they get the point. Don't have to hurt them just tap it. They get the point.
posted by
Bel_
on August 11, 2005 at 7:51 PM
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MW,
Can I send you my cat for training purposes? Dogs I can train, cats I totally have no control over.LOL Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on August 11, 2005 at 7:49 PM
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Shadow
Very true. I had an 80 lb lad that was more of a house dog than an outside dog...he was family. He never took food until given the ok even when I put it in his bowl...why? Because he was taught that...I had a dog poisined years ago so my dogs since have been trained to only take food with an OK from myself or my husband. My cats will lay about 5 feet away while I am eating and WATCH me eat but never beg beyond that...once again because I took the time with them.
The owner was and still is an idiot.
posted by
Bel_
on August 11, 2005 at 7:44 PM
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MW,
The owner should have had her head shoved in the bag before she got the dog. Dogs are made by their owners. If the owner is this bad, then you can expect the dog to learn bad habits. That's why so many innocent animals find themselves either in the pound and incapble of finding another home because some bozo couldn't train it properly or they deliberately MADE it uncontrollable. I feel bad for the dog dying because it had such a idiot for a owner, but, I have to agree I'd be relieved to see it gone also. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on August 11, 2005 at 7:36 PM
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Quirky
Generally I am very compassionate towards animals but this thing was just horrid!
posted by
Bel_
on August 11, 2005 at 7:24 PM
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MIdnightToker
If the dog is shorter than I am when it stands on it's hind legs, it aint no dog anyway!!!
posted by
Bel_
on August 11, 2005 at 7:23 PM
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poor Taco!! Bad Wifey!!
Okay, normally I hate to think of any animal suffering, but I guess this one was done in by its own stupidity and gluttony, eh?
posted by
Julia.
on August 11, 2005 at 7:14 PM
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Funny !!!
Just last night my girlfriend and I were feeding her little "faggot" dog Cheetos and laughing our butts off at how he ate them. We woke up this morning to find Cheeto dog barf all over the rug. I got a huge laugh out of your post!! Pea brain !!! LMAO
posted by
Jaxson-Pete
on August 11, 2005 at 6:20 PM
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I couldn't help myself!!
posted by
Bel_
on August 11, 2005 at 6:11 PM
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Military.... ROFL... that is so bad, but I can see why you laughed!
posted by
-blackcat
on August 11, 2005 at 6:10 PM
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