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That's right....naughty bits, just for you.
And no fatties.
Well, almost none.
posted by
mark2556
on August 20, 2005 at 1:31 PM
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good and dirty comments, all just for me....
posted by
Kiddo75
on August 20, 2005 at 1:25 PM
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Mark-Chelly and how you spell Cialis.
posted by
scriber
on August 6, 2005 at 9:15 AM
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Scriber ~ Yeah, I figured it'd go limp.....
...after five minutes, as usual. After all this time, though, I may need to consult my physician.
posted by
mark2556
on August 6, 2005 at 9:10 AM
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Mark--the staying power of good posts illustrated here.
posted by
scriber
on August 6, 2005 at 9:07 AM
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Mare--this is still funny, "Offensive Birthday Comments", etc.
posted by
scriber
on August 5, 2005 at 6:32 PM
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HG ~ Are you kidding? What are you, 30-something?
And you're just now soiling yourself? I've been doing it since I was....uh, born, actually. You lightweight. However, do it in public and you'll earn the respect of sphincter-challenged adults everywhere. I did.
(insert shameless self-promotional link here)
posted by
mark2556
on July 31, 2005 at 12:38 PM
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I was going to comment on this post, but alas, I need to go clean up the mess I made in my pants after I quit laughing. That's what happens when you get to be my age.
posted by
Holy_Grail
on July 31, 2005 at 12:29 PM
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Yesh, we'll have to wait another year to see this action. For those still blogging here.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on July 25, 2005 at 7:35 PM
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Scriber ~ Something brown, gooey and frozen.
And lumpy. I think.
posted by
mark2556
on July 25, 2005 at 6:18 PM
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Vane ~ Thank you.
All things considered, that's my most rave review to date. Woo!
posted by
mark2556
on July 25, 2005 at 4:18 PM
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Interesting BLog
posted by
Vanidad
on July 25, 2005 at 4:13 PM
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Mark--what was that Kiddo75 was chewing and sucking on?
posted by
scriber
on July 25, 2005 at 7:03 AM
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Mark is just sick...LOL
posted by
Ariala
on July 24, 2005 at 4:09 PM
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Confectionary sugar and crisco??
Damn, you ARE a party girl!
I'm a banana. Peel me.
posted by
mark2556
on July 24, 2005 at 4:06 PM
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6 layers? Dang....I thought it was only 4. Guess what I do have,
a whole zip loc bag of icing. That gooood icing! My sis in law made it for me. I like to eat it with a spoon. Confec sugar and crisco...it's in the freezer right now, so I can suck on it and chew it! I'm so excited!
posted by
Kiddo75
on July 24, 2005 at 3:46 PM
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Scriber ~ I think she is.
The last thing I saw her doing was blowing out the candles on her 6-layer hash-brownie birthday cake and running off with it and 47 bags of Cheetos. That was on Wednesday.
posted by
mark2556
on July 24, 2005 at 12:12 PM
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Mark--You really went the extra mile on this Birthday party. Chelly
should be proud. Seriously funny.
posted by
scriber
on July 24, 2005 at 9:05 AM
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Spifster ~ It's the little things that matter.
Like the little king on the grounds during Free Time. I hope you noticed him. He's in the backgournd behind the nurses aid with the lovely natural hooters.
posted by
mark2556
on July 23, 2005 at 6:55 PM
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Dear GOD!!
How cruel yet sweet you can be, my sweet Mark. Oh, and I caught that fat girl wearing the BK crown. It's scarier than the BK wearing it. Thanks for even more nightmareish images, as usual.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 23, 2005 at 6:37 PM
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Glad to hear your phone service is back ~
I bet Hazel down at the county switchboard is excited to hear your voice again.
I think she's pretty tired of my asking her if she's wearing panties. Which she's not, by the way.
posted by
mark2556
on July 23, 2005 at 3:31 PM
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now this is something for a great bday present..my phone got cut off.
so not only was I sitting all alone until my sis and gay friend came over with booze...I had no internet to look at porn on. But I'm online now...so watch out! Thanks to all the best wishes, though....and Ann and Ben - don't be too ashamed if you sometimes read me - we all slum sometimes.
posted by
Kiddo75
on July 22, 2005 at 8:38 PM
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LOL......you are so fucking funny!!......happy birthday kiddo75
posted by
_Symphony_
on July 22, 2005 at 4:42 AM
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fwmystic ~ I trust the wish for dirty sex was directed toward me.
Which is the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. Now I love you. Stalk me.
posted by
mark2556
on July 21, 2005 at 12:45 PM
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Damon ~ Quit speaking foreign languages here.
It makes me nervous and trigger-happy, plus I always figure you're talking about very naughty stuff.
posted by
mark2556
on July 21, 2005 at 12:06 PM
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Rupert ~ Firm, yes. Friendly, no.
You need to do it like you mean it. Chelly won't respect you, otherwise.
posted by
mark2556
on July 21, 2005 at 12:03 PM
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Ain's that about a fucking bitch!
Here's hoping you get lots of really dirty sex.
Happy Birthday Kiddo!
Mark, you are a comedic genius!
posted by
fwmystic
on July 21, 2005 at 7:33 AM
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Mark, you asked in my blog about the "hooter I used." You must have
missed the
story
posted by
Ariala
on July 21, 2005 at 5:28 AM
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Chris ~ I'm afraid you missed a hum-dinger of a bash.
At least, that's what the police report and my attorney say. And if anybody asks, the relationship between me and Reggie the Three-Legged Shetland Pony is purely platonic, even if I do like to take naps with him and buy him wne coolers.
posted by
mark2556
on July 21, 2005 at 3:41 AM
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Chris...
...quit with the jelly already and get writing some fookin' posts, yer lazy arse.
And Rupert ain't foolin' anyone, OK? Three minute gap between your comments? Yeah, right.
D x
posted by
DamonLeigh
on July 21, 2005 at 2:39 AM
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Mark
I'd like your permission to give the birthday girl a firm, but friendly bottom paddling. Also, I think I might be in love with Khan the Superior...do you reckon he likes bottom paddles? I sure hope so, it took me hours to varnish it. Rub, rub, rub, ru..ook
posted by
Rupert_Bottom_Paddler
on July 21, 2005 at 2:03 AM
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Marky poos
30 years old? That's like seventeen cubic metres of fun hole experience...but saying that, I'm afraid I found myself rather caught up in the whole arse drilling thing you mentioned, not to mention the liver spotted elder...shit, I didn't miss a party or anything did I? Papa needs loving as much as the next shot to buggery Communist. Oh well, guess I'll just use this petroleum jelly for the next one, unless I see my mother first. Which I will.
And of course, birthday wishes to Chelly.
posted by
chris2303
on July 21, 2005 at 2:00 AM
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Ariala & Mark,
You two made me laugh. Thanks!
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on July 20, 2005 at 7:30 PM
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Cave man wall etchings?
posted by
Ariala
on July 20, 2005 at 6:39 PM
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ROFL!
posted by
Ariala
on July 20, 2005 at 6:39 PM
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Dead Sea Scrolls?
posted by
mark2556
on July 20, 2005 at 6:34 PM
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hahahaha, Mark, stop while you're ahead!
posted by
Ariala
on July 20, 2005 at 6:21 PM
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History Book of the Month Club?
posted by
mark2556
on July 20, 2005 at 6:18 PM
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Past life regressions?
posted by
Ariala
on July 20, 2005 at 6:13 PM
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Hollee ~ You remember 30?
What, like from newsreels? Hypnosis? Flashbacks?
posted by
mark2556
on July 20, 2005 at 6:08 PM
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30!! Hah!! I remember 30! I remember 40! Oh gawd, just shoot me now.
Happy B-day Chelly.
posted by
Hollee
on July 20, 2005 at 6:05 PM
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Blackcat ~ Thanks for coming to the party.
Chelly would thank you personally but she passed out two hours ago and I stopped having sex with her about twenty minutes ago. Too much helium for both of us.
posted by
mark2556
on July 20, 2005 at 6:05 PM
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Chelly ~ Yeah, it did take me a while to do this.
Mostly because I spent 45 minutes trying to find my copy of
She-Male Penetrations, plus another 92 minutes reviewing it. A well-researched post is a rewarding post.
posted by
mark2556
on July 20, 2005 at 6:00 PM
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Mark,
Only occasionally, silently. *hang my head in shame*
I know what's going on.
Ben
posted by
A-and-B
on July 20, 2005 at 5:47 PM
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Ben ~ That's pretty much the idea.
Have you been reading Chelly's posts? A small nuclear device would be a nice touch, too.
posted by
mark2556
on July 20, 2005 at 5:36 PM
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mark,
The firepower outnumber the guests. Doubt if there would be any left once the firing starts.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on July 20, 2005 at 4:50 PM
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At last, you reach an age worthy of Khan
Khan must procreate. Come to Khan. I will make you strong and worthy of my manliness and buff pecs. And you'll clean up in the Redneck Olympics, presuming there's no drug testing.
- Khan has spoken
posted by
Khan_the_Superior
on July 20, 2005 at 4:05 PM
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And that there sexy fellow, looks quite horny.
posted by
Ariala
on July 20, 2005 at 3:39 PM
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Ariala ~ You know darn well you do.
It's all about the beefcake, isn't it? Oh, you wicked woman.....
posted by
mark2556
on July 20, 2005 at 3:33 PM
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Kiddo, a male strippper hung like a mule? Do I look like I know such men?
And if I did, why would I share? ROFL!
posted by
Ariala
on July 20, 2005 at 3:25 PM
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Ben ~ That's OK.
~ 12-guage shot will work just fine. Bring about 800 rounds.
posted by
mark2556
on July 20, 2005 at 3:23 PM
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Mark,
The party confetti can be put into good use. Trifle bit too small however...know what I mean?
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on July 20, 2005 at 3:09 PM
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Ben ~ Good idea. Bring a taser gun and several cans of pepper spray.
They may be running low on party games and "
Do the 40,000 Volt Boogie" is always a real dance favorite.
posted by
mark2556
on July 20, 2005 at 2:54 PM
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mark,
Hilarious post! Great use of pics! Guess I'll go over to wish her.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on July 20, 2005 at 2:41 PM
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Dark Dreamer ~
Stop toying with me. I need you. Like, right away.
posted by
mark2556
on July 20, 2005 at 1:30 PM
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Damon ~ Yeah, that's darned lucky.
"Wail, lookee here! We got us a English muffin! An' he's a VIRGIN! HOOOOOOOOOO-WEEEEEEEE!!"
I rode the Appalachian trail a few years back. Semms the number one roadside safety tip was to kill yourself in case of breakdown.
posted by
mark2556
on July 20, 2005 at 1:27 PM
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Ariala...did you send me a male stripper? hung like a mule?
Hope not. Those mules are freaky looking.
lol...can't wait! Maybe I should wash my hair today and get out of this room....hehe.
posted by
Kiddo75
on July 20, 2005 at 8:26 AM
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ROFL.... glad I didn't miss this. Happy birthday Kiddo!! :)
posted by
-blackcat
on July 20, 2005 at 6:54 AM
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hahahahahhaaha, that was pretty funny...CHELLY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
CHECK YOUR SNAIL MAIL TODAY...
posted by
Ariala
on July 20, 2005 at 6:09 AM
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let's see, where to begin...first, I am in awe that you spent that much
time and effort into making my whole life's story hit me in the face this early in the morning. 
lol...Second...you went and looked up "She male Penetrations"? Hmmmm... Third...I have to give a big thanks for the time spent doing this. It must have left scars on you that no man should ever have, for that I am sorry. Finally, ROFL. I must say I got up this morning to feel sorry for myself and to try and keep my phone from being shut off, glad I caught this before it gets yanked. Now I realize how weird my life is, but at least when written a certain way, it's quite funny!
Thank you Marcus Deliver-us...
posted by
Kiddo75
on July 20, 2005 at 4:59 AM
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Woooooots!
Have a happy freak'in birthday!!!!!! :)
posted by
Dark_Dreamer
on July 20, 2005 at 4:42 AM
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You Do Have...
...a LOT of time on your hands, don't you, Mark?
A redneck rumble - nearly got ma English ass caught up in one of those in West Virginia coupla years back. If it weren't for the fact ma trusty Harley started first time, I coulda been squealin' like a piggy all night long, yessireee!!
D
posted by
DamonLeigh
on July 20, 2005 at 4:39 AM
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