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Ariala . . . .
You will be expected to sharpen your skills, hone your knife and cut to the quick (and the dead). Your Crucifix must, I repeat,
must, have sharpened ends, all four must be sharp and pointed. And, only evil laughs and sarcastic grins are allowed in the congregational areas.
posted by
archiew
on July 8, 2005 at 11:42 AM
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archie, what a cutting remark...LOL
posted by
Ariala
on July 8, 2005 at 11:38 AM
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No, No, No, Empty!
They must be Christian tortures only; after all, the week-kneed tortures of other religions are born of Satan, or did you not know that?
posted by
archiew
on July 8, 2005 at 11:38 AM
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that is,
are the Christian forms of torture and self-flagellation, etc., more than enough?
posted by
Xeno-x
on July 8, 2005 at 11:38 AM
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ok so this church
does it accept Hindu tortures
or is it satisfied with the more Christian ones.
posted by
Xeno-x
on July 8, 2005 at 11:36 AM
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Ariala,
Do you mean the Board of Correcters? You've nailed this job, and I expect you to pin your subordinates to the wall.
posted by
archiew
on July 8, 2005 at 11:35 AM
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Take it to the board...I hope there are lots of nails in it too.
posted by
Ariala
on July 8, 2005 at 11:33 AM
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Ariala
Your application will be scrutinized carefully, and, if it is not perfect . . .
posted by
archiew
on July 8, 2005 at 11:32 AM
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More Hindu, I would think.
posted by
archiew
on July 8, 2005 at 11:31 AM
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Hey, can I whip people in this church, pretty please? Thanks.
posted by
Ariala
on July 8, 2005 at 11:30 AM
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what is a bed of nails
too pagan?
posted by
Xeno-x
on July 8, 2005 at 11:27 AM
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