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JJ,
I could really use that Mercedes right now. Actually, I could use any decent car right now.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 6, 2005 at 6:17 PM
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OK Spiff,
I looked at that stuff I put here before and I decided that perhaps I was in a panic mode. I came by this time to help make you rich and famous. I hope you don't mind that. Get yourself a nice Mercedes. I can give you a tension massage while you drive us around town. I know you said we aren't allowed in a room together without supervison, but no one said anything about in a car. And how about Mistress S? I can still mess around with her, can't I? She's lots of fun; we had a devil of a time at the Yurt party.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 6, 2005 at 6:03 AM
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Oh, JJ!
It's okay. We've got watches and batteries.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 3, 2005 at 12:33 PM
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Que Chingada. I givvup.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 3, 2005 at 5:16 AM
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WoW!
That last comment was all messed up on alignment. I'm throwing great curves, but the keep curving all the way back an wapping me upside da head. Oy!
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 3, 2005 at 5:14 AM
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Spiffy,
I hoped you wouldn't notice that I was de-synchronized. My watch needs a new battery. I was thinking you were taking out the next BK down the road. So anyway, forget anything I said in that last comment. When my watch battery is replaced, I'll have a calendar too. I'm having trouble getting to the battery store on time because my watch isn't running. I was going again today, but it was still dark outside and someone said it was closed on Sundays and probably won't be open on Monday because it's the Fourth of July. I didn't know any of that crap because I depend on my HMSS Covert Ops watch for all of it. Sorry. Don't get confused just because I am. Please ignore any inaccuracies in this comment. I'm very disoriented.
JJ 
Prince of Zanzibar
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 3, 2005 at 5:10 AM
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Yes, Krisles, my neck is actually often tense. However,
Aries rules the HEAD. My head is pretty weird...Obviously. I can't remember how many times as a kid I hit my head on stuff, banged up my head, and k, so I still do it to this day, but that's not the point here. Whenever JJ has taken me down to Mark's Center, he's attempted to give me massages, but it always turns out, well, I really shouldn't say publically. Let's just say that he's no longer allowed to be alone with me in a room without supervision. Nuff said.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 2, 2005 at 6:51 PM
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Spitfire
Is your neck always tense? I remember learning that Aries necks are always tense..and I have always found that to be true..if it is for you, then I think that Mark should give you a massage while you wait for the little freak...just a suggetion...he owes you for sneakin' the pictures in...but they are really cute pictures....
posted by
Krisles
on July 2, 2005 at 5:36 PM
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KICK ASS, BAM!!
I just told Mark and JJ that we can call you for bail money!! Woo Hoo! Thanks!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 2, 2005 at 5:16 PM
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WARNING: Spitfire, rumor has it that most Aries are susceptible to
harm from fire and sharp instruments. I also hear you're prone to accidents involving high speeds and tend to get involved in violent and dangerous situations.
SO - PLEASE approach the BK man with caution. Don't go near him if he has any matches or knives or really sharp plastic forks. Drive slowly, and if violence errupt...ah, to hell it with it. Kick his freakish ass and call me if you need bail money!
posted by
behindamask
on July 1, 2005 at 8:15 PM
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Sowwy, Rach!!
I know, I hate that, too!! But, I hate for a post to be too long. I kinda hate that, too! I'll have "Part 2 of 2" tomorrow!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 1, 2005 at 6:31 PM
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You got it, Strat!!
I'll enlighten you about what we did to that thing in the Part 2 of 2!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 1, 2005 at 6:30 PM
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LMAO
I always hated that To be continued thing! C'mon!
posted by
RachelAnna
on July 1, 2005 at 10:31 AM
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I keep hearing the soundtrack from "The Good, the bad and the Ugly!"
Funny stuff, Young Miss. Do assassinate that plastic, child molesting looking, freakazoid Burger King thing for us, will ya!
posted by
strat
on July 1, 2005 at 6:16 AM
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JJ,
You certainly must be talking about our next heist. You can't change what we've already done even though I haven't posted the rest of it yet.
We'll have to clear it all with Mark anyway. Hopefully, the next time he won't be so worn out.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 30, 2005 at 9:57 PM
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Spiffy,
OK, OK. I wanna help you with this operation, but I still think we should drive by on a rented tractor and rope that dope while we're on the move. I sure don't want to get caught up in another deal like that Hussein statue in Baghdad. I didn't think I was going to get out of that situation, and I'm not ready for a rerun. I'm not sure whether the looneys ever got that mess finished up. I told them ''bring C4,'' and what do they show up with? A bunch of Iraq'n'Roll cherry bombs, brooms, dustpans, and buckets. I was never so glad to get out of a place. I even had to steal my own fuggin Italian tablecloth for headgear. I just hope you're better at Covert Ops than that bunch of Camelleros.
See ya at BK+0, JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on June 30, 2005 at 6:33 PM
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Mark,
Well, thanks for the map, at least. Mighty kind of ya.
**Spitfire mumbling profanities under her breath**
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 30, 2005 at 5:51 PM
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SF ~ Dang, you figured me out pretty easily.
I'm about as complex as a 1-piece Rubiks cube. Anyway, just scream hysterically until I wake up, and don't worry about the neighbors. They're used to this sort of thing. I'll email the land mine map.
posted by
mark2556
on June 30, 2005 at 5:37 PM
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BAM,
Well, actually, I'd rather be known as just crazy than a booger. That's kinda icky. You can be one if ya want, though. I'll still like you.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 30, 2005 at 5:20 PM
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lovelyladymonk,
We did it for the good of the common man. For the concern and sanity of all humanity. We righted the wrongs. Hey, we're like, super heros! Woo Hoo!
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 30, 2005 at 5:17 PM
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Spitfire.........well to tell you the truth.........................
I jis' love ya posts.
And AWWWW, what a pretty little daugther, and I have fallen in love with the Rottie!
As for returning the favor - I posted once about Rapist Bloggers and misleading headlines then I turn around and let my inner 8-year old child come out and contradict me. Haven't quite figured out if peope consider me humorous or a whiner. Not that it matters really but it's fun to be a booger sometimes!
posted by
behindamask
on June 30, 2005 at 5:17 PM
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Mark,
Why do you taunt me so? You just want me to show up at your doorstep in the middle of the night all freaked out and crazy from the nightmares you are inflicting upon me, don't ya? See how you are? Jeez. Now the bastard's in my shirt?
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 30, 2005 at 5:15 PM
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BAM,
I hope ya click on me cause ya like my posts! Don't worry about returning the favor!
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 30, 2005 at 5:12 PM
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I'm glad someone decided to get rid of him, Spitfire...He creeps me out!!!!!...
posted by
lovelyladymonk
on June 30, 2005 at 4:26 PM
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Dang....His Higness is one horny little bastard, eh?
It's good to be the King.
posted by
mark2556
on June 30, 2005 at 4:24 PM
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spitfire:
You BOOGER! I was just telling my husband (last night) about this hilarious girl on blogit who is freaked out by the BK mask. I click on one of your posts to respond to comments you left on my OFF LIKE A PROM DRESS post and there's that mask again...do finish the story!
Also - thank you for reading my creative manipulation piece about false headlines. I can be a booger, too (wa ah ah ah), but because I appreciate you stopping by I found it necessary to return the favor.
posted by
behindamask
on June 30, 2005 at 4:17 PM
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blackcat,
Just behave yourself and it won't happen. Like, don't bite anyone or run with scissors.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 30, 2005 at 4:06 PM
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Passion,
Yup. Happens to both of us. But why
is that? We've done that many times. Weird. Wait a minute, you're not like, peering in my window are you?
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 30, 2005 at 4:05 PM
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Mark,
I'm just telling our story here and you go and freak me out AGAIN with your damned pictures. Payback's a bitch, don't forget.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 30, 2005 at 4:03 PM
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Krisles,
Of course. And great description there, too.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 30, 2005 at 4:02 PM
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The creepy BK guy still makes me laugh! Just don't pose him outside my window!!!
posted by
-blackcat
on June 30, 2005 at 3:44 PM
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Spitfire...it does seem odd but that sort of thing always happens to both
Of us, right?
posted by
Passionflower
on June 30, 2005 at 3:41 PM
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I wouldn't exactly call it "An outlandish Encounter"
Sure, we had some ups and downs...a few things didn't go as expected, but gee whiz! Ropes and stuff break...people run out of Jell-O....monkeys escape....we still had fun!
posted by
Passionflower
on June 30, 2005 at 3:40 PM
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That WASN'T a teddy bear.
It was a teddy badger. I'm sort of freaking out without him. It all goes back to a childhood experience that I'd really rather not talk about.
I'm a victim. King me.
posted by
mark2556
on June 30, 2005 at 3:31 PM
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SpitFire70
I am so glad you are doing something about that wart between the toes of the buzzard that fell into the sewage tank in the backyard of the Taliban!
posted by
Krisles
on June 30, 2005 at 3:23 PM
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Passion, holy shit.
We did it AGAIN! Not even like, 5 minutes ago, I was reading your posts and just commented. Why is it we always read eachother at the same friggin time?? Oh, I'll check out that one you mentioned. I was reading a different blog of yours.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 30, 2005 at 3:17 PM
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Guess who makes a surprise appearance in this week's episode?
The Road Trip Saga.
posted by
Passionflower
on June 30, 2005 at 3:05 PM
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