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If only that would work, Layla. If only that would work.
Thanks for the praise, mmm-w. Sorry about ruining your breakfast, though!
At least, a "third place" trophy is better than those cheap "participation" ones, Hammock.
Also, LB, the fact that this column concerned an age gap and today's one involves dancing is
purely coincidental. I
swear!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on June 14, 2005 at 6:52 AM
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She could just pretend:
that she doesn't KNOW Eustace, you know??? Make him think he's lost his marbles, after all, he's old enough. And to redeem herself, she must go out at once and have sex with as many eightteen and nineteen year olds as it takes to forget ever having had "geriatric" sex!!! (Shivers!!!) ~LB~
posted by
Anony_Miss
on June 13, 2005 at 1:06 PM
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absolutely hilarious..... and nauseating as one eats their breakfast....
posted by
mmm-w
on June 13, 2005 at 8:12 AM
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Dear Trophy?
Why did I get 3rd Place?
posted by
Hammock_Noweilz
on June 13, 2005 at 6:36 AM
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