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I'm tellin ya, HolyG!! I really believe they are!
I've seen Wendy Whoppers in a porno and almost barfed, but this one? Yeah. I think they're even bigger. FREAK!!!

posted by SpitFire70 on June 3, 2005 at 8:30 PM | link to this | reply

K, JJ.
I'll see what I can do.

posted by SpitFire70 on June 3, 2005 at 8:28 PM | link to this | reply

All right, Mystic!!
Geez. Such harrassment from you guys to see her!! I'll see what I can do, K?

posted by SpitFire70 on June 3, 2005 at 8:28 PM | link to this | reply

Timmy,
I'm not too sure about that. I truly think she'd just sink to the bottom. Might even be a death sentence for her.

posted by SpitFire70 on June 3, 2005 at 8:27 PM | link to this | reply

OBP, it is a real 28 year old!!
Maybe I should post the pic. I just didn't want to get into trouble without copyrights. I'll try to do it and "bar" out her face. You gotta see her. Blach.

posted by SpitFire70 on June 3, 2005 at 8:26 PM | link to this | reply

zenresistance,
I understand certain sex play, like spanking, humiliation, and stuff like that, but this? I don't get it. It's a walking freak show.

posted by SpitFire70 on June 3, 2005 at 8:25 PM | link to this | reply

Yes to both, Mark.

M reminded me that we did see Orgazmo and yes, I know what you're talking about with your need for freedom!

posted by SpitFire70 on June 3, 2005 at 8:23 PM | link to this | reply

Gross!  Bigger than Wendy Whoppers!?!?

posted by Holy_Grail on June 3, 2005 at 6:49 PM | link to this | reply

Spiff,
OMFG.  This kind of thing could give the whole world of Porn a bad name.  If you find a picture just blank the whole thing out, or at least put a warning on the post above the pic.  I don't want to see anything that gets me any more pissed off at idiotic sexual fixations.   JJ

posted by Jack_Flash on June 3, 2005 at 7:11 AM | link to this | reply

Where's the freakin picture???
My shorts are in a wad, by my ankles, and you know what I mean.

posted by fwmystic on June 2, 2005 at 11:49 PM | link to this | reply

spitfire
She sure would come in handy in the case of  any water disaster, she could be used as a flotation device.

posted by TIMMYTALES on June 2, 2005 at 6:30 PM | link to this | reply

Well Spiffy
Dang where is this woman? Good grief, she must be a fright.. freak..HHH's.. ? Must be a real case ~~

posted by Offy on June 2, 2005 at 6:17 PM | link to this | reply

some people
dig that kind of thing. It's no different than some people liking to be spanked, beaten up, tied up, be humiliated, dominate, play-act or not even have sex but talk. There is no accounting for taste.

posted by zenresistance on June 2, 2005 at 6:17 PM | link to this | reply

Oh yeah....
What shorts?  I dig my freedom, if you know what I mean and I bet you do.

posted by mark2556 on June 2, 2005 at 6:03 PM | link to this | reply

You MUST'VE seen "Orgazmo" ~

Heck, I didn't know there were people out there who haven't.....

It goes beyond Classic......

posted by mark2556 on June 2, 2005 at 6:02 PM | link to this | reply

Mark, I know, I know!!
I should have posted a pic. Gimme a little while and I'll repost this with a pic, K? Don't get your shorts in a wod!

posted by SpitFire70 on June 2, 2005 at 6:01 PM | link to this | reply

Where's the freakin' pictures??
Dammit, that how's a person supposed to judge without seeing them?

posted by mark2556 on June 2, 2005 at 5:59 PM | link to this | reply

Strat,
I THINK I may have seen Orgasmo cause the title sounds familiar but I'm not sure. But, seriously dude, if you could have seen this girl....Maybe I should post a pic and just block out her face to keep it legal. Yeah, I think I should.

posted by SpitFire70 on June 2, 2005 at 5:57 PM | link to this | reply

Now don't get me wrong, Young Miss.
Big breasts are a wonderful thing, as are smaller, lither breasts. And contrary to the cliche, no amount, over or under a mouthful, is ever wasted. But enough is enough! I like the idea of soft, firm pillows; I don't want to wake up with my nose between a pair of boxing speed bags.

Ever seen the movie "Orgasmo?" It has a lot of stuff about this sort of thing -- hilarious spoof on porno -- and Mormonism -- by the geniuses who brought you South Park.

posted by strat on June 2, 2005 at 5:35 PM | link to this | reply