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My sweet, caring Justsouno-Mom,
Actually, he showed up in a public parking lot. He's far from blame. It's all me. A dumbass. BUT, in my defense, he was in a tow truck and pulled up right next to me, so how was I not to assume? (Again, in my defense!!)
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 27, 2005 at 10:50 PM
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I'm dying to see who this intruder is. You did not tell me. What does he
mean showing up at my little girl's house under false pretenses, embarrassing her and I will think of more in time.
posted by
Justi
on May 27, 2005 at 7:14 PM
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Hammock, thanks, but how the hell do I rock?
I made an ass out of myself here!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 27, 2005 at 5:37 PM
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That was Awesome!
You so rock! I know that shrinking feeling. In fact, I'm immune to it now.
Well, I'm lucky, cuz the card that I have, you can't lock the door without the key. So you have to be a Locking Keys in the Car Master to pull this one off.
posted by
Hammock_Noweilz
on May 27, 2005 at 4:58 PM
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OBP,
Ooops. Sowwy. Did we make you pee yourself? I didn't think
this one was that funny. Ooh, now I'm on a mission. I gotta post sumpin' to really make ya pee yourself if I didn't do it here already! See what happens when ya put ideas in my head?
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 26, 2005 at 11:35 PM
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Strat,
OH MY GOD! First of all, what's with your bro's 'tude problem? Second of all, did he even appreciate the whole ordeal afterword? Man, I HOPE so!! Geez! Great story!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 26, 2005 at 10:09 PM
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STRAT/SPIFFY
STOP IT...I can't laugh this hard so late at night...ROF again...
posted by
Offy
on May 26, 2005 at 10:03 PM
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You'll feel better about this one, Young Miss. An opposite ender.
My brother, the diplomat of the family, and I were headed to the farm one day when he blew a tire out. He calls AAA, in his usual diplomatic "f -You, I gotta f*'n problem here kinda tone. Never mind we're out about seven degrees southwest of the middle of nowhere. Anywho...
A truck comes rattling up, the old guy leans his head out, my brotherstarts rapping out orders in a very impatient, nasty voice. The old guy gets out, changes the tire with a spare he has, takes him about twenty minutes with my brother harping on him the whole time. When the old man's done, my brother has checkbook in hand saying, "All right, how much are you gonna rob me for."
Old man looks at him, smiles, says no charge, gets in his truck and cuises on.
The AAA truck pulls up about 30 seconds later, with an even bigger a**hole than my brother, going, "What f****ng idiot blew out here in the middle of nowhere?"
posted by
strat
on May 26, 2005 at 9:59 PM
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OBP,
Actually, I meant shrinking literally in that other post. In this post, I meant "Shrinking" in the "embarrassing" sense! Like, "Oh, I was shrinkin' big time"
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 26, 2005 at 9:56 PM
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SPIFFY
So your saying that you want those larger greeting cards? Last week you weren't shrinkin, this week has something happened? Do tell girl. Does it work in reverse? I always wanted to be higher than my mere 5'4...any side effects? YES, WE LOCK KEYS INSIDE CAR...
posted by
Offy
on May 26, 2005 at 9:43 PM
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Reni,
This was actually the first time I ever did that! And, hopefully the LAST!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 26, 2005 at 9:39 PM
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mary x, actually,
I haven't figured that out yet!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 26, 2005 at 9:37 PM
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TigerP,
Yeah, something to actually talk to the wife about, I suppose!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 26, 2005 at 9:36 PM
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OMG, that is too funny! Don't feel bad. I used to lock my keys in my car
so much that I learned how to open it with a coat hanger and started carrying one in my purse!
posted by
Renigade
on May 26, 2005 at 6:08 PM
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Spitfire,
Still, did the guy have his sense of humor surgically removed before or after he had the stick implanted?
posted by
Blanche.
on May 26, 2005 at 6:06 PM
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Yikes
I feel for you. Just think of it this way: You probably made his day more interesting.
posted by
tigerprincess
on May 26, 2005 at 6:03 PM
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HolyG,
Um, yeah. No offense, but I can see that happening!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 26, 2005 at 5:46 PM
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Numinous,
Just some guy who happened to be driving a tow truck. I don't think he was "on duty" at the time cause he went into a store. I'm an idiot.
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 26, 2005 at 5:45 PM
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Thanks Timmy. Yes, I do feel better now!!
And not so dumb!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 26, 2005 at 5:44 PM
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ginnieb,
Remember the old saying, "Never assume. It makes an ass out of ume." Well, I sure remembered that after this!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 26, 2005 at 5:44 PM
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Darrke, I know!
Hey, I've missed you, btw!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 26, 2005 at 5:43 PM
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Spitfire
That is SO something that I would do!!
posted by
Holy_Grail
on May 26, 2005 at 5:09 PM
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Spitfire
So, who was the guy? :)
posted by
Numinous
on May 26, 2005 at 5:02 PM
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SPITFIRE
Maybe this story will make you feel better........a secretary at work, blond, dropped her keys on the ground as she was closing her car door.....she panicked.
She then called AAA to tell them that she was locked inside.
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on May 26, 2005 at 4:41 PM
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Oops!
You sure compounded that incident! Eek! Poor you!
posted by
ginnieb
on May 26, 2005 at 4:38 PM
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Talk about a missed opportunity...that guy really missed his chance to be prince charming, didn't he?
posted by
DarrkeThoughts
on May 26, 2005 at 4:34 PM
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