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sassyass
Steak and kidney pie? Yep, I think you call it botchelism in America...same here with the water thing. It all tastes the same to me barring the toilet water...
posted by
chris2303
on May 21, 2005 at 3:22 AM
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Passionflower
Yeah but in England we don't have deserts...just sheep rich fields and country lanes.
posted by
chris2303
on May 21, 2005 at 3:20 AM
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lovelyladymonk
That would probably be a good idea...ha
posted by
chris2303
on May 21, 2005 at 3:18 AM
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RachelAnna
Yeah, and we should always trust what the kids say...they know "things" and can see dead people. Saying that, my four year old's favourite food is sausages, which means he can't possibly knows what goes in them...
posted by
chris2303
on May 21, 2005 at 3:18 AM
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CHELLYBELLY
Yes, you have to love fat people...they say the darndest of things. hoohoo, I love it when I'm served by a thirty stone Goliath in McDonald's drive-thru. Pure art.
posted by
chris2303
on May 21, 2005 at 3:15 AM
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Thanks on the comps to my screen name
It is pretty much who I am... much to the demise of my love life.
posted by
Transcendental_Child
on May 20, 2005 at 11:11 PM
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Forget about the water
I'm stuck on the kidney pie, Yuck! I don't even want to guess what goes into that concoction. I drink water from the tap, out of streams and from the bottle. It taste's the same to me with the exception of bathroom water. It is just nasty to drink anything from the bathroom unless it involves Mr. Bubbles of course.
posted by
Sherri_G
on May 20, 2005 at 6:07 PM
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Bottled water IS purer! Plus, have you seen it???
It comes in handy little purse-size bottles. What's not to like? I always have a case of Dasani in the trunk of my car. You never know when you'll be stranded in a dessert.
posted by
Passionflower
on May 20, 2005 at 3:20 PM
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Chris,
I drink bottled water myself. As for your steak and kidney pie...I'll pass...Cheers!!...
posted by
lovelyladymonk
on May 20, 2005 at 8:33 AM
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Yup...
The bottled water thing is a mystery to me, too. My husband drinks it by the gallon and the thought makes me gag.
My four year old actually refuses to drink bottled water, saying she knows there is bad stuff in there "they" just don't tell us about! Makes you wonder...
I don't like water at all, but I don't like it even more when I have to pay for it to come in a bottle...
posted by
RachelAnna
on May 20, 2005 at 7:21 AM
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haha...really I don't look good in them. They make people horribly aware
of how skinny I am by showing my legs lol... But I did see a huge beast of a "woman" in the grocery this morning wearing them. Made me almost too ill to order the extra bacon and sausage with my eggs and grits - until she got in the line behind me. Then it was sheer delight ... "Throw some extra bacon on there, I'm starving this morning!" hehehe... (I know I'm going to hell. but I have no other outlets for entertainment this morning. Besides, she wore the face of Boss Hogg on a bad day.)
posted by
Kiddo75
on May 20, 2005 at 7:03 AM
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Chelly
Really, you don't want to know about that bastard little frog. As for your three quarters, I'm sure you look good in them...what I meant was only men look shit in them, as in gay and stupid. Especially when combined with flip flops.
posted by
chris2303
on May 20, 2005 at 6:57 AM
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what crazy frog shit?! I wanna know! Oh, and as of right now, I'm
wearing 3/4 length cargos...does that make me gay or stupid? cause I'll take em off right now!
posted by
Kiddo75
on May 20, 2005 at 6:55 AM
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chris,
OK, then I'll try to think of a few.
posted by
TARZANA
on May 20, 2005 at 6:48 AM
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TARZANA
I have no excuses for being shit, my love. None at all. Excuses are for girls...
posted by
chris2303
on May 20, 2005 at 6:43 AM
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Actually, the three quarter length trousers were a typo, but they'll do. :)
posted by
TARZANA
on May 20, 2005 at 6:41 AM
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Tarzana test new vine ...
posted by
TARZANA
on May 20, 2005 at 6:39 AM
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It feels really sloooooooooooow in here today ... you must have been up too late or something.
posted by
TARZANA
on May 20, 2005 at 6:32 AM
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SYMPHONY
It's being released on single? Well, this will be a good indication of how stupid and shit people in this country actually are. It'll get to number one, you know...
By the way, I may bugger sheep but I would never wear three quarter length trousers. Can I borrow your handbag again?
posted by
chris2303
on May 20, 2005 at 6:16 AM
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don't even get me started on that stupid crazy frog shit
constantly advertising it...I fucking hate it....now they have the cheek to have it out on single on the 23rd...fucking madness...
and yeah your right you do dress gay....oh you mean other men?....ok....yeah I gree with that too
posted by
_Symphony_
on May 20, 2005 at 6:11 AM
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LOL, Mark...can I get a bowl of that with some fat arm juice from the
corner gal?
posted by
Ariala
on May 20, 2005 at 5:32 AM
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I think I understand now.
This explains the tooth decay. You bleeding-gum commies you.......
posted by
mark2556
on May 20, 2005 at 5:30 AM
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JJ_Wilde
Does smack mean the same over there as it does over here? Oh my, that would be bad...hoohoo
posted by
chris2303
on May 20, 2005 at 5:22 AM
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Ariala
Wow, your first comment sounded like something scriber would have said. As for your second comment, x
posted by
chris2303
on May 20, 2005 at 5:21 AM
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I'll skip the coffee, please. That smack made me sleepy.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on May 20, 2005 at 5:21 AM
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JJ_Wilde
Thanks for the interesting comment, I'll make a note of it in my diary. You obviously know a lot of things and stuff.
posted by
chris2303
on May 20, 2005 at 5:20 AM
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mark
You capitalist fool with your weak Western values. Actually the whole of Europe is gay, definitely, but thankfully since England isn't part of Europe then it doesn't apply to us. But the sheep shagging Wales region most fortunately does. That's where the beauty of Communism is most alive.
posted by
chris2303
on May 20, 2005 at 5:17 AM
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Ms_N_Dependence
You bet your clever screen name they're all wearing salmon shirts. Most of them borrowed them from mark2556, by the way.
posted by
chris2303
on May 20, 2005 at 5:13 AM
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offbeatpub
Wow, that's pretty impressive to read me without The First Coffee. That would be equivalent to me having a conversation with my family without the use of hard drugs.
posted by
chris2303
on May 20, 2005 at 5:12 AM
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Oh, and it's nice to finally not know which blogger you love. Oh yes.
posted by
Ariala
on May 20, 2005 at 5:10 AM
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Chris, this is all so slightly exciting...
posted by
Ariala
on May 20, 2005 at 5:09 AM
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No,
All of that shit is in Mass of Chussets. Ted Kennedy is the King and Hillary Clinton has her eye on the job. Hillary is part British because she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary for braving the slopes of Everest. Sir Eddie didn't get around to that until after she was named after him for doing it, but that is irreverent. It was all so long ago that it doesn't matter any more, and besides that, Bill now has a business in NYC entertaining Uncle Toms and their daughters who all work as Bill's secretaries. Naturally, BJ was so busy keeping his new secretaries busy that he let the job fall to Ted, and will soon be too busy campaigning for Hilly.
JJ
In case you are wondering, is supposed to make you go HO HO Ho Ho ho ho HUH...??
posted by
Jack_Flash
on May 20, 2005 at 5:09 AM
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Very enlightening. I'd thought all of Europe was queer.
Wait. It is. Is Europe part of England?
Pinko faggots. You constipate me.
posted by
mark2556
on May 20, 2005 at 4:45 AM
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Chris
I should have know not to read you this early in the morning..your just too funny. All this before coffee..
posted by
Offy
on May 20, 2005 at 4:20 AM
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All wearing salmon colored shirts and manpris, I'll bet.
posted by
Transcendental_Child
on May 20, 2005 at 3:25 AM
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Thanks Ms_N_Dependence
Yep, and it doesn't end with entrails...
That's right, this is real food that people eat...
posted by
chris2303
on May 20, 2005 at 3:23 AM
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Funny post
With all that it entrails of course.
posted by
Transcendental_Child
on May 20, 2005 at 3:13 AM
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