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While with my Mom in San Francisco years ago, she nagged me to keep our money tucked in my bra for safety. When I purchased something, I forgot where I had the cash. The gorgeous male clerk grinned when I remembered and handed him cash from my bra. Still warm" He said. I wanted to sink into the floor. The money was not sweaty but I was after that.
posted by
TDSkaug
on July 24, 2003 at 9:49 AM
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The Grossest Possible Place to Keep Money When Shopping
Okay, these three situations actually happened to me.
1. Hot and humid day in June in Memphis at the supermarket. Enormously overweight woman in her mid-fifties. Sitting on one of the handicapped go-carts things that are provided for customers who don't walk well. Total of her purchase is more than the $50 she has in her hand. Reaches into her bra, lifts up her boob, and pulls out a $100, flattens it out, and lays the damp bill in my trembling palm.
2. Hot school day in late May in Memphis. Another overweight woman, this one a teacher. Chess club or drama club selling candy as a fundraiser. Teacher wants to buy one. I hand her the candy. She reaches into her armpit and pulls out two damp and sticky $1 bills.
3. Warm summer day in August in Memphis. Neighborhood jogger walks into supermarket to buy water and chips. Takes off his trainer and his sock, pulls out the money, and hands me a wet $5 bill.
All I can say is.....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
posted by
editormum
on June 22, 2003 at 5:37 PM
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A local man at a Wal-Mart store was banned by the Health Department for spitting out money.
Disgusting, eh?
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msaries
on June 21, 2003 at 7:33 AM
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