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This plump one might be granted a sponsored weight loss program during her stay in the cooler.
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 17, 2005 at 2:56 PM
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How about another horror story? 
...
(Ben)
posted by
A-and-B
on April 16, 2005 at 2:55 PM
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;-)
posted by
A-and-B
on April 15, 2005 at 7:07 PM
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I Rode a Harley...
...through WV a couple of years ago, and wow, what an education that was!
I think the guy with a hole where his nose used to be who pumped gas for me one day was the pinacle of my experiences there!!
D
posted by
DamonLeigh
on March 12, 2005 at 8:49 AM
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I'm just gonna spell it, Laughing my ass off...what a beast! If
I were those boys, I would be humiliated! maybe they were afraid she'd eat 'em if they didn't pork her. Disgusting. But this shit happens all the time here. Last year, the school I went to, the school my friends went to, and some other school, (3 in total) had "molesting" going on. One teacher knocked up this idiot girl. She was a friend of my cousins. She thought he loved her, specially when he took her to the local roach motel for an hour. You know we have motels you rent by the hour over here? Ho's included.
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 11, 2005 at 6:50 PM
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Ann ~ Check today's school lunch menus.
If "Sloppy Joes" are on it I'd consider bringing lunch from home.
posted by
mark2556
on March 11, 2005 at 6:24 AM
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This one doesn't go to the butcher so where did the chef get the meat for the BBQ?
Ann
posted by
A-and-B
on March 10, 2005 at 7:46 PM
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In West Virginia?
That's not possible. INCLUDING the farm animals.
posted by
mark2556
on March 6, 2005 at 6:51 PM
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Mark, I have another thought....
Perhaps the boys were glad to find someone to poke that wasn't a relative.
Lila
P.S. Hi Mark fans....I'm new! Please read me!!
posted by
Luscious_Lila
on March 6, 2005 at 3:41 PM
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I hear Ariala has offered to abuse you in like manner - but I think she's
younger than you.
posted by
Hollee
on March 6, 2005 at 9:52 AM
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Scriber ~
I don't EVER want to know what her hidden talent is.
posted by
mark2556
on March 6, 2005 at 9:36 AM
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I've seen worse looking teachers...She might have hidden talent...
posted by
scriber
on March 6, 2005 at 6:11 AM
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In West Virginia???
Eeeeeeeeew! She probably ate the carrot afterwards, too! Oh, the humanity!
posted by
mark2556
on March 5, 2005 at 6:23 PM
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mark, you missed the second half...she could have manipulated them with
the carrot or the stick method.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on March 5, 2005 at 6:20 PM
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The only eyes that could behold beauty in that mound of oatmeal...
...would be.....well, shit, here are none. Heck, even with the lights out her wishers would cause you to gag.
posted by
mark2556
on March 5, 2005 at 6:18 PM
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Mark,
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Maybe she bribed them with fancy toys.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on March 5, 2005 at 6:03 PM
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hahahahaha, I never thought I'd hear you say behave...
posted by
Ariala
on March 5, 2005 at 5:58 PM
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Ben ~
That mutant could force Attila the Hun into submission.
posted by
mark2556
on March 5, 2005 at 5:57 PM
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Oh, beHAVE!!
posted by
mark2556
on March 5, 2005 at 5:56 PM
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Mark, I dunno...but they're just what this student needs.
posted by
Ariala
on March 5, 2005 at 5:54 PM
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A battle of pictures here! Jokes aside, the fierce looking teacher could have coerced the poor boys into submission.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on March 5, 2005 at 5:46 PM
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Ariala ~ What is this, a school for...
...chest-shaving man-girls? Good God, talk about no homo left behind!
posted by
mark2556
on March 5, 2005 at 5:41 PM
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Here's a picture of my current teachers.
posted by
Ariala
on March 5, 2005 at 2:58 PM
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Its terrifying how parents have to entrust their kids to unsound teachers. Looks aside, there are many ethnics wronged.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on March 5, 2005 at 2:08 PM
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Why do you think I keep my hose dripping?
Proper preparation and all that...
posted by
mark2556
on March 5, 2005 at 2:05 PM
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That can be arranged.
posted by
Ariala
on March 5, 2005 at 2:03 PM
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Ben ~ I'm not even convinced she's human.
And personally, I'd rather fuck a puddle of mud than that sled-dog.
posted by
mark2556
on March 5, 2005 at 2:02 PM
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Mark,
Teens are "as horny as frogs", like someone here used to write. I know men who are willing to lay physically handicapped stranger hos and even pay for that. She is a capable commodity, so...
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on March 5, 2005 at 1:54 PM
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Ben ~ Have you looked at her??
There's no way a monkey that would have sex with that. And that's even if he's drunk.
posted by
mark2556
on March 5, 2005 at 1:49 PM
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She's wrong but I wonder if the boys were equally curious Georges. Monkey see, monkey do.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on March 5, 2005 at 1:43 PM
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Scriber ~ I agree...it's a total gyp.
We're the REAL victims in this.
posted by
mark2556
on March 5, 2005 at 6:43 AM
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Mark--There's no justice; most of my teachers were men.
posted by
scriber
on March 5, 2005 at 6:27 AM
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Ann ~ True.
Or it may have something to do with her being a complete idiot.
posted by
mark2556
on March 5, 2005 at 4:53 AM
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It may have something to do with being in close proximity for long periods of time.
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on March 4, 2005 at 9:13 PM
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Scoop ~
I really don't think it's necesary to start insulting farm animals, now is it?
posted by
mark2556
on March 4, 2005 at 7:47 PM
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Mark maybe the boys felt right at home having sex with a farm animal
I don't think this one will make Larry King.
posted by
scoop
on March 4, 2005 at 5:47 PM
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You know what the difference is between this woman and a bowling ball?
If you really had to, you could eat the bowling ball.
posted by
mark2556
on March 4, 2005 at 4:45 PM
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Wow...chubby chasers start early
posted by
Ariala
on March 4, 2005 at 4:03 PM
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