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Shavonne
I was proud of you for laughing - that's how I intended it to be. Haha
posted by
chris2303
on January 14, 2005 at 1:00 AM
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Hey, I remember that post you wrote and everyone felt sorry for you...exept me. I laughed my ass off and I'm glad you weren't offended cause I'd do it again.
posted by
Shavonne
on January 13, 2005 at 7:41 PM
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Wham
Haha, well you wouldn't want your life to be easy now, would you?
posted by
chris2303
on January 9, 2005 at 3:26 AM
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Dang, Chris, there is always an obstacle with every man in my life
that I choose to pursue! It is always something!
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on January 9, 2005 at 3:13 AM
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WHAM
Actually I can touch my nose with my tongue, and it comes pierced as well, so I'm orally tooled up for the job. Besides, all it takes is a tongue and two hooked fingers (for the g spot) and within ten minutes the job will be done. The only trouble is I'm queer.
posted by
chris2303
on January 9, 2005 at 3:10 AM
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Maybe you are correct, Chris, but you could always TRY to woo me
with your 12-inch tongue and any tricks up your sleeve......
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on January 9, 2005 at 3:06 AM
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Whammie
Haha, could you love a man with a three inch penis? If not, I'll just take the beating.
And it's understandable that you're not Ms. Nice to everyone you encounter on the suicide line.
posted by
chris2303
on January 9, 2005 at 3:03 AM
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Ca88andra
Same here, I declined my doctor's offer of taking them. I don't thnik they should be made so easily available, but doctors don't seem worried about using any judgement on the matter...
posted by
chris2303
on January 9, 2005 at 2:59 AM
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Chris2303, sometime even the Whamentor can find some Vitamin D
that disappoints, on the physical scale.
Yes, I probably could kick your ass, but I would prefer to love you to death! So you only have 3 inches....are you a Creative Lover????
And I honestly told a suicidal person that had cut themselves, that cutting wrists never works, and swallowing pills is a feeble attempt as well! The wrists never work and leave and awful scar, and all the pills do is put you through the ordeal of a stomach pump.
See? I am not always the Queen of Compassion, but usually in those moods my partner will push me out of the way and take charge of the talking, not so much out of compassion but because they sense I am not in the mood, and are protecting themselves (and me) from a complaint.
Wham
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on January 9, 2005 at 2:47 AM
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A doctor once tried convince me to take anti-depressants, but I refused. However, some people would not cope without them.
posted by
Ca88andra
on January 9, 2005 at 2:46 AM
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tweedhead
No worries, and besides, nobody pays attention to me these days anyways.
posted by
chris2303
on January 9, 2005 at 2:39 AM
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Just be careful about true blue depressives around. I know some bloggers who got the boot.
posted by
tweedhead
on January 9, 2005 at 2:35 AM
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tweedhead
Oh, but I like moaning about things more than I do talking about shit and playing Jesus.
posted by
chris2303
on January 9, 2005 at 2:32 AM
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I would avoid making fun about depression if I were you. I'll stick to being Jesus or shitting all over the place. You're not fun when you are serious.
posted by
tweedhead
on January 9, 2005 at 2:29 AM
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Something like that Chris....but women talk about more about it; whinge a lot to get attention and sympathy. Men are less expressive; often they are discovered too late. Silent stats have high correlations to traffic accidents especially at wee hours and cars wrapping themselves around trees and drowning; overdoses and chirossis of the liver. The less arty just shoot themselves in the mouth or lock up the garage with the car engine on.
posted by
tweedhead
on January 9, 2005 at 2:26 AM
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beachbelle
Haha, not yet, I'm still learning...
posted by
chris2303
on January 9, 2005 at 2:25 AM
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I wonder that you are not a therapist
posted by
beachbelle
on January 9, 2005 at 2:24 AM
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WHAMENATOR
Haha, I suppose I should be grateful that I don't have to put up with morons who want the police to talk them out of killing themselves - how often do you get that? Must be very annoying...
And I assume you was joking about not having a good fucking for a while...I though Whamenatrs got laid good all the time.
Of course, I was only joking about the weak like a woman thing. I'm sure you could kick ten barrels of shit out of me in real life;)
posted by
chris2303
on January 9, 2005 at 2:22 AM
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Rachel Anna
Damn, that must be tough...I hope you beat yourself up over it...;)
posted by
chris2303
on January 9, 2005 at 2:15 AM
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Quirkyalone
Don't worry, I would never single anyone out and pick on them. I only like making fun out of groups of people, or cultures, like the yeast culture on my mother's thighs. Actually, my mother does cop a lot of shit off of me...
posted by
chris2303
on January 9, 2005 at 2:13 AM
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tweedhead
Thanks for the information - I wasn't aware of that little stat...so suicide is a bit like parking a car then, in that women can't do it very well...
posted by
chris2303
on January 9, 2005 at 2:12 AM
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msaries
Haha, you're quite right! A little encouragement goes a long way...
And nice to see you make an appearance....
posted by
chris2303
on January 9, 2005 at 2:10 AM
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Weak, like a woman?????? Chris, there are a LOT of very strong women out
there.
Snivellers are annoying though, no doubt!
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on January 8, 2005 at 10:28 PM
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Chris2303,
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!
This cracked me up!
Yes, I did get depressed there for a moment because I had not had a good F*CKING in a while, and I apoligize if I pissed you off! You have to understand that I am a Sex Addict, and I begin to go through withdrawals when I do without, and it is such a double-edged sword between feeding my addiction and making good choices.
You should hear our reactions in the cars to suicide calls. "If they really want to die, then why are they calling us?" (Pure and total apathy reigns.) Dead body reports are easier anyway.
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on January 8, 2005 at 10:24 PM
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Yeah, depressed people piss me off...
So, when I'm depressed I'm really pissed off, too!
posted by
RachelAnna
on January 8, 2005 at 7:01 PM
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Chris, wow, I got a caustic burn from all that sarcasm...remind me never to say anything to incur your wrath, I'd hate for you to write a post about me!
posted by
Julia.
on January 8, 2005 at 6:21 PM
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people who attempt suicide have twice more chances of succeeding. Ironically, women try more often and succeed less which may be relevant to your point.
posted by
tweedhead
on January 8, 2005 at 2:27 PM
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Sad to say, there are people who talk about killing themselves. It is
almost tempting to ask them if they need a gun for the job and you have just the gun they need. This talk of suicide is just a pathetic bid for attention. These folks need to either shit or get off the pot!
posted by
msaries
on January 8, 2005 at 2:08 PM
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SincerityAnna
I believe you're right - the greatest help someone could get would come from their self, especially in the long wrong. And marriage is probably not a good cure for anything, especially a cure for depression (but I think TLF was being sarcastic anyway!).
posted by
chris2303
on January 8, 2005 at 10:53 AM
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tweedhead
What, you mean where people actually died instead of faking it?
posted by
chris2303
on January 8, 2005 at 10:52 AM
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Try selling this idea to the man who just lost his entire family, nay, his village support in Sri Lanka. Or the bride who just lost her husband on their honeymoon.
posted by
tweedhead
on January 8, 2005 at 10:46 AM
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Contrarian thoughts, mate? Men particularly don't want to talk about it. The 'strong' who keep to themselves are the ones most at risk. The statistics on suicide belie your points, dear sir. It is the 'unreasonalble' who cannot decide rationally. Depression is a biological as well as psychological ailment. No amount of sympathy can alleviate a defeciency in neurotransmitters. It's like asking the lame to take a walk.
posted by
tweedhead
on January 8, 2005 at 10:43 AM
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marriage...
is not a cure for depression...although I see what she's saying...but rather depression can harm marriage...the cures for depression are sometimes within ones own hands, sometimes within the hands of a doctor...or even in a pill...but yes, feeling secure and loved is a step towards relief...but I think it should come from within the self, not an external source.
posted by
SincerityAnna
on January 8, 2005 at 10:35 AM
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Klara Roberts
Oh stop it, you're embarrassing me...hoo hoo...
keep it comin', baby...;)
posted by
chris2303
on January 8, 2005 at 10:27 AM
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You look fabulous
Sure, but you can get the same thing from a dog.
posted by
chris2303
on January 8, 2005 at 10:27 AM
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scoop
I believe he's on holiday in Iraq.
posted by
chris2303
on January 8, 2005 at 10:26 AM
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When are you finding it in your heart to let me know where you publish?
You are one of the few on here that I would spend money to purchase their work and read it. Always so exceptional.
posted by
KlaraRoberts
on January 8, 2005 at 9:33 AM
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Yes, but the real cure for depression is not pills ~ it's marriage. Easy to recongize logically, of course. The depressed person wants to be loved, cherished, kept and to feel important forever.
posted by
TARZANA
on January 8, 2005 at 8:27 AM
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Maybe they do it for the medication, I always wonder where is Kervorkian
when we need him?
posted by
scoop
on January 8, 2005 at 8:06 AM
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yes....exactley...thats why those who are in "real" need
don't get taken all that seriously anymore
posted by
_Symphony_
on January 8, 2005 at 7:57 AM
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With great power comes great responsibility.. that includes keepin your
prick in your pants..lol.. you'll see why in spidey 3.. (Ok, I am a huge fan.. chuck it up..)
posted by
Kiddo75
on January 8, 2005 at 7:54 AM
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DEVILINME1
He's alright, but he did get on my tits a bit during Spiderman2. For the love of Jesus, why didn't he just bone her and get it over with? He's only a friggin' spider, big deal. I'm a giant prick but I don't let that stop me from sleeping with the sheep of my dreams...
posted by
chris2303
on January 8, 2005 at 7:51 AM
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SYMHPONY
Yeah, if you can ever find them through all the wannabes...
posted by
chris2303
on January 8, 2005 at 7:50 AM
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I'll take little Tobey... he is such a cutie ...
posted by
Kiddo75
on January 8, 2005 at 7:49 AM
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saving_mia
Haha, I think you should focus your energies into making the fatties in tights cry, rather than slitting your own wrists.
posted by
chris2303
on January 8, 2005 at 7:48 AM
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LOL..surprisingly I agree with most of it!!
but those who are REALLY and I mean REALLY in need ....should seek help
posted by
_Symphony_
on January 8, 2005 at 7:47 AM
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DEVILINME1
Oh, I would never mock Spiderman. Actually, I am a little jealous over him, since he's having it off with Kirsten Dunst...Hmmmm.....Kirsten Dunst.....excuse me...;)
posted by
chris2303
on January 8, 2005 at 7:47 AM
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It's the fat, depressed gays in tights.......
talk about taking up too much space. They make me want to slit my wrists.
posted by
saving_mia
on January 8, 2005 at 7:45 AM
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I just don't think I can handle you makin fun of spidey and superman
today.. little tobey and that adorable smallville boy are the only things that keep me going..I will now shun myself to my dark corner and cry- but at least I have my little blue friends and my razor blades..
posted by
Kiddo75
on January 8, 2005 at 7:42 AM
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Cynthia
You know, we don't have adverts for those sorts of drugs in our country, so it's not as if British people could use that as an excuse. No, it's more like a fashion that starts around the late teen years...I guess it helps them to win the ultimate prize in life - social cheques.
To give you a better idea, there are about 10 million people in this country on anti-depressants. I'm assuming the population is still around 60 million, maybe 65.
posted by
chris2303
on January 8, 2005 at 7:39 AM
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Chris, it's all those ads from the drug companies
The symptoms they describe are like horoscopes, they are so broad and general it could apply to anybody,
so why not you? or me? people are so gullible, they figure, gee - I'm sad, I must be depresed, better take something for that.
posted by
Cynthia
on January 8, 2005 at 7:31 AM
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gypsyred
Haha, luckily not many people take any notice of me so I should imagine I'll escape getting into trouble. And sure, I understand that some people are genuinely in need of help, but not many of them are. Anti-depressants have become too easy an option.
At one point in my life I really could have done with taking them (I was having severe and almost continuous panic attacks). The reason I didn't is because I didn't want to be like the rest of the pathetic "saddoes", so I rode it out. I suppose that's where my intolerance came from - if I got by without them then I'm sure anyone else could (exceptional cases maybe not though).
posted by
chris2303
on January 8, 2005 at 7:16 AM
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Chris...
Ohhhh I can hear the crap you're gonna get for this one LOL. I told quirky in a comment to her once that I have absolutely no tolerance for depression in myself. I then clarified by saying myself again. I agree there's people out there that use it as a catch-all. It's annoying when it's sympathy plea. But I know there are some genuine cases. I never give sympathy so much as I try to be understanding. As for me though.... there's no such thing as bouts of depression. I get upset for a few moments, then remind myself what I do have. Then I say screw it and go on with life.
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on January 8, 2005 at 7:11 AM
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