Go to Far Be It For Me To Complain, But...
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- Go to Waving & Flapping My Arms in My Driveway Like An Escaped Lunatic
Oh Schatz!! HA! "No-See-Ums"!!!
I love that name for them! That's exactly what they are! LOL!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 3, 2004 at 9:27 PM
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bb's....like from a bb gun. You make me laugh. Thank you.
Sorry it is at the expense of you eating/being attacked by a mad swarm of no-see-ums.
posted by
Schatz
on August 3, 2004 at 1:13 AM
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R.A.D., well, I didn't enjoy it nor did I eat them on purpose!
Blach
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 28, 2004 at 5:56 PM
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Ewww
That is just gross!
posted by
Runs_at_dawn
on July 28, 2004 at 8:40 AM
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Kelli, Oh, you must be referring to a previous post of mine
called
Besides My Hairy Throat Days, I Also Have Hairy Tongue Days right? Okay, well, I do brush my tongue whenever I brush my teeth, but that has no impact on when I eat onion rings and drink soda with it. Any professional suggestions for that?
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 26, 2004 at 11:49 PM
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Wait, Kyle, what's the "bbs" mean?
I don't get that part. I must know!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 26, 2004 at 11:40 PM
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Well, my sweet Jimmy, I'm glad to know that I'm not alone
in thinking I'm the butt of God's humor. I'm all but happy to be of entertainment. But, what kind of "potty humor" are you speaking of? I'm all but curious to know!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 26, 2004 at 11:38 PM
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It helps if you brush your tongue
a lot. So that bacteria doesn't collect there. (I'm a dental assistant) if you're wondering how I know.
posted by
Kelli
on July 26, 2004 at 10:43 PM
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i know the ones - they feel like bbs when i ride into a swarm on my bike!
posted by
kyle510
on July 26, 2004 at 10:42 PM
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Hey Spitfire...
Now you're getting it! God, Mother Nature, the Great Spirit, the Supreme Being, or whatever you want to call that creative force that got it all started and keeps the ball rolling is not the stern but loving father figure advertised by the World's populist religions.
No, he was lonley and bored revolving in the midst of nothingness and so created the Universe as a means of entertaining him or her or it's self. This is understandable and perhaps even laudable, the Supreme Being is quite the artistic type, but unfortunately it often exibits the sense of humor of a particularly demented 13 year old boy.
Not that I'm complaining, nor rebelling; hell, I've gotten so that I accept and embrace the role of being the butt of God's jokes from time to time and will laugh along wwith him or her. Fighting it does no good and laughing is better than crying most of the time...but the potty humor does get old from time to time.
posted by
jimmy68
on July 26, 2004 at 10:41 PM
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Actually, Kelli, um, yeah. I was being serious.
However, I just learned today from a friend of mine that there is some real disease (or syndrome) regarding a hairy tongue, so I don't feel so bad anymore!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 26, 2004 at 10:40 PM
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There actually is such a thing
as a hairy tongue. It's called "Hairy leukoplakia". Were you being serious?
posted by
Kelli
on July 26, 2004 at 10:30 PM
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