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posted by
firahz
on August 11, 2004 at 7:20 PM
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Spitefire ~ You're right. But my g-string drawer is making growling noises. Know anything about that???
posted by
mark2556
on July 15, 2004 at 8:36 PM
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Mark, my spell had NOTHING to do with a G-String...
I may have made you do some oddly behaved acts, but a G-String? Why would I want anyone else besides me to see you in one? Come on, now. Think with LOGIC, eh? 
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 14, 2004 at 11:01 PM
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Whammie,
If you mean me as to the who, well its like this. See by using myddrin and myddrin15 nobody really suspects and think its really one person, so its easy. They just don't realize the sneaky change of two i.d.'s here by adding the numbers to one. Very psychological indeed. Little do they know I have gone to Sir Mark and he has made me into a clone and now I can be in two places at once but still only one of me has to answer. LOL Shadow
posted by
myddrin15
on July 14, 2004 at 3:16 PM
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Afternoon Sir Mark,
Think anyone has figured out my two i.d.'s yet? Kinda hard to pick them out. Shadow
posted by
myddrin15
on July 14, 2004 at 2:56 PM
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Westy ~ Well, sure, with THAT kind of attitude! One week of therapy in the Research Clinic, as outlined in the previous post, will change that in a jiffy! In the meantime, I'll start working on a new persona for you. Can you squeeze into a size 8 dress?
posted by
mark2556
on July 14, 2004 at 2:42 PM
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i'm too dull to transmogrify
posted by
Xeno-x
on July 14, 2004 at 2:39 PM
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Absolutely! I did a Google search on Sassybritches and found this:
What luck! There's two of you and everything! What part of the South Pacific do you want to pretend you're from/live in?
posted by
mark2556
on July 14, 2004 at 2:17 PM
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Do you think I could go with
a new name like sassybritches without being detected? Or how about polite_butt?
posted by
Sherri_G
on July 14, 2004 at 2:08 PM
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Whammie ~ I figured a beat cop needed to be able to walk. Maybe 3 days 3 times a month...more Frequent Markie Miles that way, too!
The delivery menus are right on the nightstand ~~ 
posted by
mark2556
on July 13, 2004 at 5:01 PM
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Strat ~ thanks! Children's books? Is the Prince of Darkness procreating again??
posted by
mark2556
on July 13, 2004 at 4:10 PM
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RW ~ "Brainwashed Liberal" ...isn't that a bit redundant?
You'll be in the next photo-exclusive!
posted by
mark2556
on July 13, 2004 at 2:37 PM
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Hilarious!
This is awesome!
Ever thought of writing children's books?
posted by
strat
on July 13, 2004 at 2:11 PM
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perhaps you can disguise me as a brainwashed liberal! You can pull a photo from my alma mater, since I'm the one they couldn't convince.
This is great, though! I love Ariala's transfiguration. Poor thing!
posted by
Reservoir_Writer
on July 13, 2004 at 2:01 PM
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Shadow ~ Coffee can be hazardous to your health. I always stop after 7 cups. Ok, maybe 10.
posted by
mark2556
on July 13, 2004 at 9:55 AM
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Symphony ~ Thanks for stopping in. Wanna try transmogrifying? Remove your jewelry and unbutton your...well, everything. I'll get the anesthesia...
posted by
mark2556
on July 13, 2004 at 8:45 AM
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Chris ~ Well, no, I really don't think you could ever be as good looking as Arses. Sorry. It's better to know these things than live in false hopes.
However, I'm tickled that I got you to flush. Pretty cool watching the turds spin around, huh?
posted by
mark2556
on July 13, 2004 at 8:25 AM
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Morning Sir Mark,
It's really great to be able pull up this wonderful work and have a laugh with the coffee to start the day. love shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 13, 2004 at 7:08 AM
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Beachbelle ~ Out of touch and armed with semi-automatic weapons would be my recommendation. Shoot now, bury the bodies later.
posted by
mark2556
on July 13, 2004 at 6:57 AM
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Spitfire ~ Uh....what's the right answer here? Did I mention how sultry and beguiling you are? Please don't start casting spells again...the neighbors started shooting at me the last time I did the whole "cock-a-doodle-do!" thing on my roof. In a g-string.
posted by
mark2556
on July 13, 2004 at 6:48 AM
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Very creative ...makes me realize how out of touch I am.
Perhaps best to stay that way.
posted by
beachbelle
on July 13, 2004 at 5:17 AM
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lol
so funny..........
posted by
_Symphony_
on July 13, 2004 at 2:21 AM
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mark2556:
Do you really think it's possible I could pass myself off as someone as good looking as Arses/ Hermaphrodites? I mean, those two are HOT!
Wow, I'm so flattered - you make me flush.
posted by
chris2303
on July 13, 2004 at 1:10 AM
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Mark2556, okay, um, I'm really not sure how to take this...
Am I being compared to porn, "idiot-proof methodology for disguise, deception and unlimited transformation" as you put it, or what? If it's the latter Mark, our secret love affair is officially OVER. Got it, Pal? You know I love you, but I want answers or you WILL be punished!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 12, 2004 at 11:19 PM
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StrickGold ~ Your guess is as good as mine, but the smart money's on nudity, badgers, or midgets. Or any combination thereof.
posted by
mark2556
on July 12, 2004 at 8:20 PM
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You keep me guessin
as to what you will come up with next Great Post and pictures
posted by
StrickGold
on July 12, 2004 at 8:08 PM
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Sassy ~ Why let a little thing like reality get in the way? There are hundreds of psychotic personas still available...but hurry!!
posted by
mark2556
on July 12, 2004 at 7:31 PM
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Mariantonia ~ The Center will always have 'guests'. We administer narcotics at totally addicting levels. Whee!
posted by
mark2556
on July 12, 2004 at 7:19 PM
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Scriber ~ Glad you like them. Dunno how the first one got past Quality Control, but I'm feeling really weird about the whole heavy-petting session now...
posted by
mark2556
on July 12, 2004 at 7:16 PM
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Mark--now we're talking. Fine looking sistas.
posted by
scriber
on July 12, 2004 at 7:14 PM
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I am sooo thankful
that my picture wasn't posted. That could have been a really bad thing! Besides, I only have one identity on here, honest.
posted by
Sherri_G
on July 12, 2004 at 7:12 PM
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Msairies ~ Don't be playing innocent with me! How many years has the ol' "...I've enjoyed the shit out of my two months here.." testimonial been running now?
posted by
mark2556
on July 12, 2004 at 7:11 PM
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You've already adminstered the best dose of medicine for us - laughter. Your Research Center will be empty!
posted by
mariantonia
on July 12, 2004 at 7:06 PM
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Mark, it's not worth the bullshit of changing identities.
I'll stick with my boring persona, thankyouverymuch! My sides are still sore from laughing so hard during reading your post.
posted by
msaries
on July 12, 2004 at 7:05 PM
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Alright, Scriber, that's the best I can do. This would be a lot easier if you just sent me your photo album. Or the girls.
posted by
mark2556
on July 12, 2004 at 6:18 PM
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Porn huh, hell that's even better. A 30 second free (^&%. shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 12, 2004 at 6:03 PM
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Scriber ~ WHOOP!! You may be on to something here....stand by for a new date. She'll be 'all woman'.
posted by
mark2556
on July 12, 2004 at 6:00 PM
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Mark, don't like guys playing with my noodle.
posted by
scriber
on July 12, 2004 at 5:58 PM
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mark, haha. who needs porn when we have you?
posted by
Julia.
on July 12, 2004 at 5:57 PM
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Scriber ~ It's the gold pants, isn't it? I know, NOBODY wears gold rayon anymore. It's all I could find.
posted by
mark2556
on July 12, 2004 at 5:51 PM
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Engram...I know I mentioned it somewhere. Or maybe Hermaphrodites did. Shit.
posted by
mark2556
on July 12, 2004 at 5:49 PM
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Inside my head? Is there a porn shop nearby? Just go in there. Pretty much the same thing.
posted by
mark2556
on July 12, 2004 at 5:48 PM
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Quirky,
Couldn't have said it better myself. I would love to have 30 seconds in this guy's head. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 12, 2004 at 5:42 PM
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Mark --great work for a Newbie. Funny except about me. scriber
posted by
scriber
on July 12, 2004 at 5:35 PM
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Mark, if I could get inside just one other blogger's mind for one day,
I would pick you...and I mean that!! But how come you forgot to wave byebye to the engram??
posted by
Julia.
on July 12, 2004 at 5:35 PM
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Aerola speaks: I promise not to tell Whamenator what you did to me.
posted by
Ariala
on July 12, 2004 at 5:33 PM
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Let's stick with chicks. Unless this is the Inner Areola speaking...in which case, we never met last week.
posted by
mark2556
on July 12, 2004 at 5:31 PM
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Dandy-Don ~ You silly NUB's!
posted by
mark2556
on July 12, 2004 at 5:29 PM
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Truly, Mark...that was an ingenious blog. Your hard work deserves the
chicks, I mean clicks.
posted by
Ariala
on July 12, 2004 at 5:29 PM
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Ariala ~ There'd be more decorations than on a Bavarian Christmas tree.
posted by
mark2556
on July 12, 2004 at 5:26 PM
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Hahahahahahahaha...any publicity is good publicity..poor DonMckay, hapless newbie, endowed with so many personalities..woohoooo.
posted by
TomHunks
on July 12, 2004 at 5:20 PM
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Where ever there's a "hanging" on that guy
posted by
Ariala
on July 12, 2004 at 5:15 PM
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Certainly. Ear, tongue, nipple or......nose?
posted by
mark2556
on July 12, 2004 at 5:13 PM
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Bravo! LOL...I need a piercing.
posted by
Ariala
on July 12, 2004 at 5:07 PM
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