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Yep, everybody TALKS a good game of whale-bustin', but it takes more than a heaving tailbone between the legs to make a real...well, you get the idea.
posted by
mark2556
on July 6, 2004 at 9:31 PM
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I KNEW it, Mark! The friggin' fraud, Texan wannabe.
I'll convey the message, but knowing him, he's probably already sold it on E-Bay.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 6, 2004 at 9:18 PM
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It's a trick photo. He's actually tied on. If he shows up back at home, tell him we'd like the costume back.
posted by
mark2556
on July 6, 2004 at 9:12 PM
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Wow- I'm like, speechless...
Interesting post, here, my friend. But how'd ya get my next door neighbor to pose for that there whale riding pose? Didn't think he actually had it in him.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 6, 2004 at 8:48 PM
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Sir Mark,
Yee Haw! Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on June 29, 2004 at 5:58 PM
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Forget that. Just put on your best roundup gear and see if you can catch me.
posted by
mark2556
on June 29, 2004 at 5:57 PM
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Sir Mark,
Hey if you want to join the stuffed fish hanging from the ceiling by wires, or ropes, and experience the pain for (what is the price of drinks $5.00 a shot) well then more power to you. Got to respect a man who endures pain for pleasure. LOL Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on June 29, 2004 at 4:24 PM
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For the price of another drink, the hunk could be hung above the bed. Let's not limit ourselves.
posted by
mark2556
on June 29, 2004 at 4:20 PM
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Sir Mark,
Oh Yeah. Those cosmo ladies love to see fine examples of men. Might want to include a really nice pose and show off muscles. They will not only hang on to every word, worship you from far and awide, but take that hunk picture and hang it above the bed and dream. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on June 29, 2004 at 4:16 PM
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"Cream for the ladies"? Hoo-boy....
posted by
mark2556
on June 29, 2004 at 4:03 PM
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Sir Mark,
Don't forget Cosmo. That's the cream for the ladies you know. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on June 29, 2004 at 3:33 PM
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Either one could use you; Hear Life magazine is coming back.
posted by
scriber
on June 29, 2004 at 3:20 PM
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Amazingly, there's not much of a market out there for this kind of genius. I'm trying to break in with National Lampoon, but they're a HUGE corporation.
I dunno where else. "Woman's Day"?
posted by
mark2556
on June 29, 2004 at 3:16 PM
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Mark, hope you're selling this shit; it's too good to give away.
posted by
scriber
on June 29, 2004 at 3:11 PM
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Chris ~ Thanks. Sadly, the Lego whalers mistook it for a sperm-carp and, well....tried to get it's sperm. The tactics were quite disturbing. They're animals.
posted by
mark2556
on June 22, 2004 at 3:27 PM
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mark
The goldfish and lego picture. Oh my, a classic.
posted by
chris2303
on June 22, 2004 at 1:05 PM
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I love this blog! Ooops, I realized I just said what everyone on this blog comment sheet is saying. But it's wonderful. A happy place for fellow conservatives...
is it really a place for banished bloggers? I fear I am doomed here with my political opinion...
Your cowboy on the whale does look just like Slim Pickens riding the nuke at the end of Dr. Strangelove. :-)
posted by
Reservoir_Writer
on June 21, 2004 at 3:54 PM
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Politics and humor, illustrated with entertainment, is what you do best!
posted by
mariantonia
on June 10, 2004 at 5:09 PM
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Mark
Can I help it I just love this BLOG!!!! LMAO!!! HUgs and thanks again!!! ~ Softy
posted by
MySoftHeart
on June 9, 2004 at 6:05 PM
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Boy, I try to add a little intelligent commentary and solutions to energy needs, and everybody just yucks it up. You'll thank me later when blubber-based hair gel is on the market, though.
posted by
mark2556
on June 9, 2004 at 5:54 PM
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I LOVE THIS BLOG!!!
I can always count on a great laugh. Thanks hun. Hugs ~ Softy
posted by
MySoftHeart
on June 9, 2004 at 5:43 PM
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Of COURSE we need more blood & guts! Do you know how much calamari a single sperm whale yields? Every chunk is the size of a tractor tire!
posted by
mark2556
on June 7, 2004 at 10:04 AM
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Hey, wasn't Captain Ahab an A-rab? So you wanna replace all the oil-rich dickheads in the world with Moby Dicks? I got a simpler solution: go veggie. Farming doesn't have half the drama of whaling, I admit, but hey, do we really need more blood and guts spewed on this open wound of a planet?
posted by
lonebutte
on June 7, 2004 at 7:48 AM
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Jello? I've still not tried this sensation...wonder what I'm missing?
posted by
Ariala
on June 5, 2004 at 8:34 PM
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MaxiPad! Thanks for stopping by!!!
posted by
mark2556
on June 5, 2004 at 3:48 PM
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i was just passing
and i thought i would say HI
posted by
_Symphony_
on June 5, 2004 at 3:39 PM
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A 20-hour Community Sexathon? NOW we're cookin' with Jello!
posted by
mark2556
on June 5, 2004 at 7:28 AM
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Mark, do you ever read the Community Help? I'm always asking questions
there or leaving comments (to you know who)...hahahaha Sometime back I asked B from BStaff to save me a dance at the Bloggers convnention, etc. You should keep an eye out there...it can be funny.
Finally, I'm off to have sex AT LAST! Be back in 20...
posted by
Ariala
on June 4, 2004 at 4:34 PM
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I don't need to wear hot pots, I already have buns of steel...we can
negotiate on the hot pants though.
posted by
Ariala
on June 4, 2004 at 4:30 PM
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OK, but you've gotta support my
Guns for Blubber and
Tax the Galacticly Stupid programs. And wear hot pots. I think Americans can get behind hot pants.
posted by
mark2556
on June 4, 2004 at 4:24 PM
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Mark, not even if I come along? I promise I won't leave after I get you
pregnant a second time...
posted by
Ariala
on June 4, 2004 at 4:19 PM
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Passionflower ~ The Oval Office? After that fat porker was in there playing 'Sniff the Cigar? And with an dimwitted, butt-ugly intern? Bleah!
posted by
mark2556
on June 4, 2004 at 4:18 PM
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Msaries ~ Could be.
"I curse ye, ye damned dick!"
posted by
mark2556
on June 4, 2004 at 3:50 PM
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Thank you, Fig! A free Blubbersicle for you!! Cherry or plankton?
posted by
mark2556
on June 4, 2004 at 3:03 PM
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Fucking Hilarious!
I don't share your political side but this posting cracked me up. Good writing friend!
posted by
First_Fig
on June 4, 2004 at 2:48 PM
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Poor lions are probably STILL puking up tofu-chunks. Horrible.
posted by
mark2556
on June 4, 2004 at 12:11 PM
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Meriamne, I keep that on my frig. If you look on the, uh hum, copyright,
it says 1991. hehehehe, it's one of my all time favorite cartoons. I love the looks on their faces and that one spitting out the tofu LOL
posted by
Ariala
on June 4, 2004 at 12:10 PM
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Ariala!! LMAO!!
posted by
myrrhage_
on June 4, 2004 at 12:08 PM
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posted by
Ariala
on June 4, 2004 at 12:01 PM
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Soybean abuse? Somebody's probably making the curds pose nekkid next to coagulants. They hate that.
posted by
mark2556
on June 4, 2004 at 11:45 AM
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R-A-D ~ I'm pretty sure I live about 20 miles from you. Don't be alarmed; my house-arrest bracelet goes off as soon as I leave the bathroom.
posted by
mark2556
on June 4, 2004 at 11:37 AM
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lol, whatever works for you, Mark. I prefer ground tofu, but I hear the stories about soybean abuse and wonder if I should just stop eating anything.
posted by
myrrhage_
on June 4, 2004 at 11:37 AM
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Befriend a cow? I bought 3 pounds of ground sirloin this morning...does that count?
posted by
mark2556
on June 4, 2004 at 11:32 AM
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Runsatdawn, too bad you're getting married...he's really hot, well, when
he's not pregnant.
posted by
Ariala
on June 4, 2004 at 11:28 AM
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mark
I just found out you live in Florida too thanks to Are You Blogging With Your Neighbor? Long live FL, right?
posted by
Runs_at_dawn
on June 4, 2004 at 11:23 AM
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Nah, Mark
Ever been to Gary, Indiana? The sphincter of America, I kid you not! If I were an oil drillin' bigshot Texan, that would be the first place I'd drill.
You don't need an exorcism. Embrace your evil ways! Do something crazy! Recycle! Plant a garden! Learn yoga! Befriend a cow!
Oh, and vote Democrat. Hehe. That's what I did and look how great things are going around here.
posted by
myrrhage_
on June 4, 2004 at 11:22 AM
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Wow, that quote alone would make a good slogan for the White House
posted by
Ariala
on June 4, 2004 at 11:20 AM
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Meriamne ~ I've lived in Buffalo AND Syracuse...are you saying I have to go back? God, I need an exorcism.
posted by
mark2556
on June 4, 2004 at 11:16 AM
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Aha, I smell a Moby Dick!
posted by
msaries
on June 4, 2004 at 11:10 AM
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Mark:::::LOL--"Once you go right..." comment = extreme funny. I like your thinking. Is there any way we could elect you to be prez of the US? You can get all the sex you want right there in the oval office, you know. Babes, babes, babes.
posted by
Passionflower
on June 4, 2004 at 11:08 AM
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Mark,
You are going to Hell!!
I'll save you a seat next to me.
posted by
myrrhage_
on June 4, 2004 at 11:04 AM
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Once you go right you'll want it all night.
posted by
mark2556
on June 4, 2004 at 10:56 AM
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A pantywaist liberal PETA hippy here...LOL, great work, even though
your a bit too right wing to sleep with.
posted by
Ariala
on June 4, 2004 at 6:09 AM
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