Venemous George

Monday, June 1, 2020

Ruining perfectly good movies

To help alleviate some of the boredom from this pandemic, we've had some moderate amusement regarding the entertainment world. The idea is to ruin a movie by changing a single letter in the title. You can also add or delete a single letter. For example: 1) MARATHONG MAN 2) GONE WITH THE WINE 3)... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 31, 2020

pandemic flip-flops

Whether it's just rumor or confirmed, NOW I've been hearing that some pandemic personnel are now claiming that the covid virus DOESN'T stay on surfaces. This coming immediately after other so called experts said just the opposite, even piously displaying the chart sheet from supposed lab results... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 30, 2020

civil unrest

Between a worldwide pandemic and rioting and looting in many big cities the big question for me is, will my "Kohl's Cash" still be good when all this is over? Sign in to see full entry.

While we were standing on line grocery shopping, a huge hideous picture of Cher on the cover of one of those National Enquirer like rags caught my eye. She's trying her best to smile through the botox mangled stiffness which now runs rampant through her face and which, along with an overabundance of... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 27, 2020

food for thought...

I'm wondering if whoever placed the proclamation, "Love Thy Enemy," into the bible was half in the bag when he proclaimed it as a supreme law. Isn't it a sign of weakness to love someone that hates you, and wants to rip you limb from bloody limb? Aren't we just placing ourselves at their mercy by... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 26, 2020

butter madness...

Is there ANY sane reason why Land O' Lakes Butter has chosen to replace the image of a beautiful young Native American woman, which has adorned their packaging for decades, other than the fact that they, like so many gutless organizations before them, choose to give in to the easily offendable and... Sign in to see full entry.

gag gift

For my birthday my brother sent me a ventriloquist's dummy through amazon as a gag gift. Sort of looks like a generic version of the one from that old TWILIGHT ZONE episode with Cliff Robertson. Now I'm just waiting for that inevitable night when I wake up at three o'clock in the morning to find it... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 25, 2020

Why I both miss and don't miss NYC.

True story. A large sign in a Bronx liquor store reads.... Covid-19 is some real shit. Cover yer fucking mouth! Shut the fuck up! Buy yer shit and leave immediately! Absolutely NO titty or sock money! Stand back at least 6 feet, playa. Store capacity limited to 5 motherfuckers at once. You cough,... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 24, 2020

Greg Brady vs Danny Partridge

With everything currently closed, and nowhere to go, I've been gravitating more and more to YouTube for amusement. For whatever reason, probably the unintentional laughs, I found myself watching "celebrity boxing" this morning. This is a place where win, lose, or draw, washed up celebrities go to... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 23, 2020

Bill Gates, a middle aged geek who develops computer software for a living, and Greta Thunberg, an inarticulate, attention seeking brat who looks like the first cousin to a Cabbage Patch Doll, are allowed to speak out on Covid-Virus and are treated with reverent awe as though the rise or demise of... Sign in to see full entry.

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