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Thursday, September 15, 2011

self help

Getting involved with other people's business is like sticking your face in a bee's nest. Sign in to see full entry.

custodial conversations

During the summer we work together in a work crew and go to different schools in the district. A group of us worked at a school that had a really good boss-he treated us with respect and let us take longer breaks. At the end of the summer one of the custodians decided to voice his appreciation by... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

I work evening and have to leave notes for communication for the supervisor. i sighned my note with "cya". I thought everyone knew it meant "see ya". The next day the supervisor questioned me about what "cya" meant so I told him it meant "see ya" > He laughed and told me he racked his brain trying... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

I pass so much gas that if I was a little lighter I could probably fly. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 2, 2011

amazing body

I have an amazing body. It has an amazing ability to turn fruits, vegetables and grains into...fat. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

self help

I was watching a religious program on tv today and learned God recycles garbage. Sign in to see full entry.

I work as a custodian for a school district in PA. We've had some serious budget cuts. I think they recoated the track with kittylitter for now I have to stand by the gate with a broom and chase the neighborhood cats away. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 22, 2011

spirituality

Todays mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

diamonds

Coal under pressure turns to diamonds. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

I have a good reason for being chunky, I come from a long line of famine survivers. I can survive many famines and still be around to raise the kids and harass the husband. Sign in to see full entry.

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