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Monday, August 24, 2009

Applications Now Being Accepted

Since I haven't received a welcome back to Blogit yet, I will write my own welcome back. Welcome back! Thank you! Now, back to business. 'Applications Now Being Accepted' was a sign I passed driving through my neighborhood with a cigarette in one hand, a Diet Coke in my cupholder, and my eyes... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

New Study Finds Americans Are Insane...The Cause Is Media

The new study was done by me, and includes my observation of millions of Georgia residents. Today, I was not able to make it to work, why...because Georgia is out of gas. It's impossible to comprehend why Georgia is out of gas, other then the fact that the media's spin on Ike caused every moron to... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Here I Am America! In The Heart of Yellowstone!

Here I am America! I know you missed me. I've been on vacation in Yellowstone this week. This has been my getaway from the daily commute and smog filled cities of Atlanta...what a great change. Though my rant is belated, it actually came to me the first day I arrived here in this glorious park of... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 1, 2008

GOP Holds Emergency Session To Discuss Burning Palin's Daughter As A Witch

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Friday, August 29, 2008

MySpace - Where Everybody You Don't Like Knows Your Name...

What is this magical force exposing the voyeuristic self importance inside every human being with an internet connection? It's called MySpace a.k.a Facebook. Please, take a seat on your ass stained couch, lay back, close your eyes, and take a magical ride with me through the real myspace pictures,... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Help! Corporate Zombies Have Infected Me Square!

Each day I walk into this rat maze of cubicles, stained with the previous occupier’s crumbs, coffee stains, and souls, I wish I could be somewhere else. That somewhere else would be void of the corporate zombies stalking about with there jaws hanging from their heads, because they forgot how to... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Men, Your Reign Is Over...You've F*cked Up the World...Call it Quits

There are so many things to be fearful of this weekend, that it was hard for me to pick a single story to reflect my perverted opinion over. However, once I crushed my sixth can of Diet Coke on my head to impress the girls in my office; I realized, that's it! Men, have fucked this world up. The... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Tropic Thunder Protest - Is this world really this [R-WORD]ed

If you haven't heard already (lucky you) the new movie Tropic Thunder is coming under heavy protest. Why? Because they use the word 'which apparently' now, is considered to be in-line with Fuck, Shit, and Ass, that word now deemed by the soft hearted media as the R-word or retarded. Listen, I never... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Ryan In Wonderland - Northerner Living In the South and The Civil War

First, welcome, I'm glad you're here. Surprised you care and I promise to work hard to offend you with every article, and cause you heartache and restlessness with each post. I'm not a historic genius. I'm not really a genius in anything really. Don't get me wrong though, I know some basics, like... Sign in to see full entry.

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